Dethklok meets Jesus

Dethklok plays a cover of Jesus Metal hit "Scrolls of the Megiloth" by Mortification.

I sorta disabled the comments because I got bored with the flame wars. I want to leave them as a testament to how crazy people can be about all the wrong things. So, if you waste your time trying to post one, I'll go to your profile and say nasty things about you that only a French-person could think up (sappy English Kaaaaniggitts!)

This video wasn't posted as a "VOTE JESUS FOR PRESIDENT FOR ETERNITY OR GO TO HELL" ad, it is a joke. As such, if you get angry about a joke, you will become the butt of a joke.

Also, if you don't like this video, you should watch my other videos, because they have nothing to do with this one! :D

Lyrics:
Guidance of our intimacy
Holy love is what I see
Direction from the book of life
Song of songs in the Megilloth

Existence of admiration
Man's part of God's creation
Scrolls of the Megilloth
Scrolls of the Megilloth

David's genealogy
A female friend is she
Ruth is a book of love
To overcome difficulties
Boaz, symbolic of Christ
Redeeming His holy Church

Esther, victory of morals
Over conniving racist king
Sovereignty and great courage
Protection of God's people

Taken to captivity
A sense of tragedy
Jeremiah's Lamentation
Grieving for his nation
Destruction is a logical result
Of defying God

A book of philosophy
Frustration absurdity
Everything has a season
Purposed under Heaven
Ecclesiastes, Solomon's searching
Just like your life

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dethklok
• Metalocalypse
• Mortification
• Scrolls
• Megilloth
• Metal
• Jesus
• Heavy
• Christ

[skald9]

If Jesus really should have lived and was anything like the person most christians believe he was, then he should have been disemboweled, castrated and his genitals and entrails burned instead of nailed to the cross.

[musicmagelynn]

@skald9 I don't get it. I think Jesus would've been a cool cat. His "followers" have caused a lot of problems, and that was when Christianity became the state religion of Rome. As soon as Constantine mixed Christianity with Roman Paganism.

[whowhatwhenwatch]

horrible, dethklok music owns this song.

[musicmagelynn]

@whowhatwhenwatch Mortification came before Dethklok. Without pioneers like Mortification, we wouldn't have funny bands like Dethklok.

[CTHULHU6662043]

CHRISTIAN METAL SUCKS DICK and who ever the fuck says tokis jesus in disguise is a fucking dipshit HAIL SATAN

[musicmagelynn]

@XxbufferingsxksxX Animals kill for food. If I though that was wrong, I'd be a vegetarian... but I likes me some red meat. Now, my next move is this: I report you to the police, and give them all the information I have. When they catch you, I implore the judge to keep you in prison to rot for the rest of your life to contemplate how horrible it is to end a human life.

[musicmagelynn]

@peedro1121 You have a very good point. I always ruffle the feathers of pseudoChristians when I mention this.

[musicmagelynn]

@christiancoker1 Actually, I don't give a flying fuck about religion. I have considered the possibility of the lack of a deity. I think that it was put best in the film "Dogma", that ideas are much better than beliefs because they can be discussed and changed. Gotta love George Carlin playing a Catholic Priest. :p

[musicmagelynn]

@LargoSama Damn. If only all of us had your insight...  just enough insight to READ the VIDEO DESCRIPTION.

[musicmagelynn]

@shermpinkstaff Fo' sho'.

[musicmagelynn]

@PainlessTragedy What the hell does the Illuminati have to do with anything?

[musicmagelynn]

@dgmetalhead If you read through the comments, do you see me agreeing with any of the atrocities perpetrated by the Church? I am one of the biggest believers in the First Amendment of the US Constitution, in that state-run religions are ALWAYS full of fail.