Hände hoch - Meine Kleine /Gitler Kaput (English Subs)

Meine Kleine
(Musical parody on the "Ruki Vverch" band song "My Baby" by non-existing "German" band "Hände Hoch" of Kharkov Aviation Institute (KHAI) KVN (Student Comedy Club) team "People in White Clothes", 1997)
CAST:
Members of the Kharkov Aviation Institute KVN Team "People in White Clothes":
Igor Didenko
Character: helmeted German soldier in mixed-up SS/wehrmacht uniform
Arkady Dyachenko
Character: older soldier, playing harmonica to his love interest, helmeted soldier
Sergey Lavrik
Character: leather-clad German gay prisoner with a painted (and already used on someone else) target mark on the neck
Place: Kharkov, Ukraine
Music: Ruki Vverch band (remix)
Props: Kharkov Drama Theater

Synopsis: German gay prisoner meets two drinking German soldiers, one of which suspects his girlfriend in infidelity. Prisoner's teasing, as well as simultaneous advances of the second soldier enrage helmeted SS-man who is trying to keep both in check and eventually creates a pandemonium.

Genre: Silly parody, playing on WWII-era cultural stereotypes.
Lyrics and comments
[Older soldier playing German melody]
[in Russian]
Baby, I miss you, I miss you
But I haven't received any letters from you
You are far away but you don't miss me
So I will come back and teach you a lesson!
[in German]
one-two policeman
three-four grenadier
[line from MoDo's song "Eins Zwei Polizei" ("Eins Zwei Polizei, Drei Vier Grenadier, Funf Sechs Alte Hex, Sieben Acht Gute Nacht")
This is a good coat, hands up, hands up!
[hint for the exploits of Russian soldiers, robbing German civilians in 1945 ("On the way to Berlin gray fluffy featherbeds are flying - A. Tvardovsky)]
one-two policeman
three-four grenadier
This is a good coat, hands up!
Baby, I never forget
Hitler was destroyed, and so my Mercedes
I think you are not my little baby anymore
Come back to me, hurry up, piggy, my love
Baby, I never forget
Hitler was destroyed, and so my Mercedes
I think you are not my little baby anymore
Come back to me, hurry up, piggy, my love
- a good boy
- Yes, yes, of course
- a good boy
- Yeah, this is good
[in pseudo-German]
My partisan,
I work, korefan [my friend - Russian slang]
Drinking, drinking, eggs, chicken, milk, good! [Jaika, Kurka, Mleko - mispronounced but now canonical Russian words, used by German soldiers, robbing Russian civilians]
bitte dritte frau madam, I'll give you a lesson [In Russian, line from the popular Russian operetta "Marriage in Malinovka" by Boris Alexandrov (1937)]
Good morning, don't shoot, cigarette,
[also hints on Russian soldiers, robbing Germans]
Baby, I never forget
Hitler was destroyed, and so my Mercedes
I think you are not my little baby anymore
Come back to me, hurry up, piggy, my love
Come back
good boy
Come back, come back, piggy, my love
Good boy
Don't shoot
[Older soldier playing Russian folk melody "Birch stood in the field"]

Category:

Comedy

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[BeastlyVoldemort]

wat the hell is this!?

[ArkanianMicroStudio]

@BeastlyVoldemort It is a video which I was asked to sub. Enjoy it or gtfo

[Aznar245]

what did I just watch!???

[ArkanianMicroStudio]

@Aznar245 life.

[thehennyy]

there is no right translation, this are half sentences or single words without a right context

[ArkanianMicroStudio]

@thehennyy Oh well, can't fix it now can I? Better than nothing. It gives people something to look at.

[ArkanianMicroStudio]

Any edits from someone who knows the correct translation would be helpful to improve this

[Valles923]

Type Ruki Vverh - Kroshka Moya or Руки Вверх - Крошка моя. To see what it making fun of if you don't already know. xD

[XGDRabidPanda]

I feel like... I feel like I now understand life more... and actually understand wtf is going on in the uhh song? Thanks for explaining this video in GREAT detail lol

[ZZCopter]

@bamm1411  Er sing "Hitler kaputt, kaputt mein Mer-ce-des-sen", passt also.

He is singing "Hitler is broken/destroyed and so is my Mercedes"

[Rastaman2548]

Dast ist good!!!