well designed banana

Atheist's nightmare - Almighty God's perfect creation

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• banana
• god
• creation

[InfidelAvenger]

The human dick is perfectly sized for the mouth and is easy to handle and even can be pointed toward the face.

That must mean God wants us all to suck cock and jerk off.

[dmokbk]

so is a penis, but you dont see him flapping one across his face

[cclluuttcchh]

if god made bananas for our ease, why would he torture us with those damn delicious coconuts? why isn't all food banana? why do i vomit every time i try to eat raw meat? why aren't cows born already cooked? for that matter, if god is so concerned with providing comfortable eating habits for us, why do people starve to death at all? wouldn't he design us to eat air or something easier? and why would cooking recipes require so much math if god actually cared about us? cooking is hard enough.

[superismiti]

@InfidelAvenger this is just the perfect comment

[Riskaybiz]

@InfidelAvenger trust me, I already do ;)

[Lauzonjc]

i like the way his hand grips teh banana

[NintendoArielle]

Ray is absolutely correct! How dare you sinners deny God's epic potassium-rich creation! Next you'll say that pineapples, melons and coconuts aren't intelligently designed with convenient consumption in mind! Oh, wait...

[TheBuilder65]

Do you think Ray is talking about a banana or really talking about Kirk's cock in his mouth??

[johneamer]

This is comedy! Relax  and enjoy.

[Zuurkool1]

if the banana is proof of anything, its evolution

[jholl9er]

now, i'm no expert on who sounds like an Australian, versus what a person from New Zealand sound like, but i promise u this-Now one wants to claim this guy as their own (yes i can tell the difference -the great people of Australia and New Zealand) u guys rock

[jaw1024]

Surely the way monkeys/apes also eat bananas and have hands means that this "proof" promotes evolution more...

and if that's the whole point and this was a joke, apologies :P