The confessions of a Second Life addict's secret life.
Written and performed by Ey Ren.
Machinima video and audio produced by Ey Ren.
Cast in order of appearance:
Confesser - Group Binder
Lap dancer - Mialinn Telling
"Missus" - Bergino Dale
Inspired by Allan Sherman's "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" a.k.a. Camp Granada or Letter from Camp which was also written to Amilcare Ponchielli's music "Dance Of The Hours" from the opera "La Gioconda".
Filmed on dedicated sets in The Muse Village (mainland) and Second Norway estate.
Filmed, edited and produced by Ey Ren.
LYRICS
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Hello darling, my dear wife
Here's a mail from Second Life
You think I am on convention
But there are a couple'o things I haven't mentioned
I signed up here late last fall
And since then, I've had a ball
Gone to parties, doing all sorts
Did you know each freaking club in here have escorts?
I have also opened business
With a lady I call "missus"
I suspect, though, from her spelling
She's a Spanish guy with beard, but she's not telling
We are selling leather collars
Making heaps of Linden Dollars
Which we spend on playing SLINGO
While we practice the internal SL lingo
Please forgive me, darling wife
I'm hooked up on Second Life
And returning to reality gets harder, day by day
Kiss the kids and tell I love them
When they're old enough, I'll show them
How to sign up and log in and get around, I'll lead the way
I assure you're not forgotten
But my mind is getting rotten
Dearest wife, it's a shame
But I no longer remember my real name
I know this is all upsetting
But this virtual fix I'm getting
Will not last forever, honey
I'll come home to you when I am out of money
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Second Life is a registered trademark of Linden Research Inc. If you want to forget your real name too, go to http://www.secondlife.com
roflmmfao!!!!
katelynn7268 10 months ago 5
Too funny the hubby sent it to me since im am s l addict
k33blerswifey 8 months ago 4