Voltaire - Dirtiest Song that Ain't OFFICIAL

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This song was inspired by those songs that hint at dirty words then switch them with other words. You know like, "Rosie had a turtle, she also had a duck, she put them in the bathtub to see if they would, bang bang Rosie, Rosie bangs all day.." etc etc.. My dream is that some day this song will be played on morning radio! lol!

You are enjoying this song for free, but it was far from free to make. This album took 4 months and over $20,000 to make. PLEASE, if you enjoy what you hear and if you can, please consider purchasing this album at:
CDBABY: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/aureliovoltaire
or ITUNES: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/riding-a-black

Credits:
Aurelio Voltaire- Vocals/Guitar
Brian Viglione- Drums
The Red Hook Ramblers- horns

Lyrics:

I've been 'round for a long time
And I learned along the way:
If you wanna go on the radio
There are words you just can't say!
Well, I thought hard about it
And I found a way around it

To help me go on the radio, you gotta say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't

Down in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice [...]
So I reached down between us
And I whipped out my [...]
Skipped right past the suckin'
And got right down to [...]
She turned and said: "I gotta ask,
Would you slip it into my [...]?"

Help me go on the radio and say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't

Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother[...]
I didn't wanna wrastle
With this no-good stinkin' [...]
I heard him come through the kitchen door
When I was bangin' his filthy [...]
I knew I'd end up in a ditch
If he caught me ridin' his [...]

Help me go on the radio and say the words I can't.
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Come on, man, won't you give me your hand
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't

"Mercy, please!" I told him,
But he grabbed me by the [...]
And he did something heinous
He exposed his [...]
I said "I don't mean to seem crass,
But why are you buttering up your [...]?"
He said "My wife's a beard, and she lured you here.
'Cause I'm queer and I love it in the [...]"

You helped me go on the radio by saying the words I can't.
You have to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't.
Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand.
By saying the words I can't.
You have to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song,
The filthiest song,
The dirtiest song that ain't.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Youtube
• TheDirtiestSong

[Whrathe]

If there's a Viola/Cello part in some of your music, may I have the music? I want to play your music to my Boyfriend, and impress my father. I'd love to have them. You rock Voltaire.

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@Whrathe Sorry, I don't have any sheet music. : (

[MrDukeecw]

if i ordrerd a key necless of your site last wendsay when will i get it

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@MrDukeecw Hard to say without you giving me more info.. but I did mail a bunch of them today.

[MrDukeecw]

Its alright how about guitar tabs sorry that im wasting your time

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@MrDukeecw I tune my whole guitar down a full step and play these open chords: Em Am and B7. Those are the only three chords in the song. I hope that helps. 

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@CutehBunneh nope. queer is not a bad word. It means "strange". It's not exactly polite for a straight person to call a homosexual "queer", but it isn't in itself a curse word.

[IxHADOUKENxI]

@VoltaireMusicPage I got a congratulations from Voltaire! :D

MUSIC COLLEGE HAS NOT BEEN A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!

[111Kur]

@DeAlmieda same here :)

[Ewyndall]

Why haven't I heard of this band before?! Finally something fresh, lively and unique !!!

[DeAlmieda]

New favorite Artist? I think so.

[Whrathe]

@VoltaireMusicPage Awh, that's okay. Maybe when I get further in learning I can try to play it by ear. I love you, Voltaire, you're the best out there. :D

[DeathsBestBitch]

@VoltaireMusicPage Don't worry if anyone commenting rudely about the use of 'queer', I duno if CutehBunneh responded rudely, but I'm a lesbian and I found it kinda funny for the end of the song, The werid thing is something like this song was on a murder case thingy on tv, so I kept thinking "Dont dooo eeeetttttttttttttt" A woman lured a man into her hotel room, where her male freind not only raped him, but murdered him. My mom just now questioned this song, but she hasnt heard Jefree yet >:D

[gelido00]

you are wonderful

[donte198]

@VoltaireMusicPage You sure do like those Chords

[GordoZONE]

I love how the tittle say "... that ain't OFFICIAL" xD