Chainsaw accident

Very Funny, how not to cut down a tree

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Comedy

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[DexterousPython]

@mynameiswaidey BAHAHAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY HE NEEDS A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR AND A NEW SAW NOW :)

[daf700]

you dont have to be in texas for a chainsaw massacre

[jgm1234567]

@jgm1234567 And THEN where are the jobs? Didnt think of that one did ya?

[jgm1234567]

@MattL883 You see this video? The blow-hard in the video got pretty damn lucky. But shit like that, and WORSE, happens to dumb-asses that lie about their skills. As a business owner, I sure as hell wouldn't want some lame headed prick lying to me about his skills, and hurting himself, or others as well, costing me unemployment and putting me out of a few workers, making it harder for my business to survive. If everyone did this, businesses wouldnt be able to make our economy RUN...IDIOT.

[MattL883]

@jgm1234567 YOU HAVE TO TAKE RISKS IN LIFE IDIOT, THIS GUY PROBABLY DESPARATELY NEEDED WORK..AND HERE HE TURNED SOME DOWN??? THIS WORK WAS OFFERED TO HIM...6 HOUR AT 8 DOLLARS AN HOUR THAT'S 48 BUCKS IN HIS POCKET HE COULD'VE HAD IF HE WOULD'VE JUST TAKEN THE TIME TO PRETEND LIKE HE KNEW HOW TO USE ONE...JUST LIE SO U CAN GET THE DAMN JOB THIS IS A TOUGH ECONOMY..UR THE IDIOT FOR ENCOURAGING THIS GUY.

[benacostian]

day 23 and still looking for mynameiswaidey's comment

food: low

status: tired

virginity: abundant

still with hope, though.

[jgm1234567]

@MattL883 Hey moron, you just called a guy a "fuckin idiot" because he was in his 20's and has never used a chainsaw or landscaped. There are damn near 7 billion people in this world, and I would be willing to bet my life's savings that less than 3 percent of them have used a chainsaw/landscaped before the age of 30. No one is a loser for not having used one. And its stupid to lie to an employer because 1) its illegal. 2) In situations like this you could put someones life in danger. Grow up.

[MattL883]

@jgm1234567 HE WAS A FUCKIN IDIOT CUZ THIS GUY WAS IN HIS 20'S AND NEVER USED A CHAINSAW OR LANDSCAPED...WHAT A FUCKIN LOSER SO BE IT IF UR ALMOST 30 AND HAVE NEVER DONE CONSTRUCTION OR LANDSCAPING, BUT ALL U HAVE TO DO IT LIE AND SAY U HAVE EXPERIENCE, I ALWAYS SAY THAT EVEN IF U HAVE NO EXPERICE, LIE AND SAY U DO SO U CAN GET THE JOB...HOW IS THAT STUPID???

[jgm1234567]

@MattL883 That "asshole" was a hell of a lot smarter than you are. And saying "lie so you can get the work" is common sense is like saying being ugly is sexy. ITS BACK ASSWARDS! You...yes you...are a fucking idiot. Jesus christ, dont ever post this stupid shit again.

[MattL883]

@jgm1234567 DUMB ADVICE? NO STEP UP AND BE A DAMN MAN, AND USE THE CHAINSAW. I WATCHED THIS ASSHOLE LAST MONTH TURN DOWN A 10 DOLLAR AN HOUR JOB 6 HOURS REQUESTING SOMEONE WHO'S SKILLED WITH THE CHAINSAW...THIS GUY ENDS UP REFUSING THE DAMN JOB! CUZ HE TOLD THEM HE NEVER USED ONE, OR USED IT SPARINGLY...WTF...THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS IN LIFE YOU LIE ABOUT...AND THATS ONE...IF U HAVEN'T USED ONE...LIE SO U CAN GET THE WORK..COMMON SENSE!

[Duvetlord]

Fail

[jgm1234567]

@MattL883 This is the dumbest fucking advice I have ever heard. "Always use a chainsaw even if you have never, just lie and say you have, if something goes wrong, thats life". That advice right there will get someones leg cut to the artery and have them bleed to death on a hill somewhere. That isn't "life" if the person doesn't make it to tell about it, you fucking idiot. NEVER lie and put yourself or someone else in danger, it isnt worth it, and it sure as hell wont be worth 8-10 bucks an hour!