Lower Greenville Gangbanger and Police Buzzword Bingo

Regular BD readers have been asking, Hey, what happened to those great Lower Greenville gangbanger videos? You slacking off or something?

The answer is, BD is not slacking off, but in fact is getting kinda bored.

Every weekend it's the same old crap - Gangbanger insults girl, other gangbangers beat the crap out of him, police have to go in and clean up the trash, repeat.

After looking at a tape from last Saturday evening, BD realized these walking pieces of trash are not only acting alike, but they sound alike. It's as if they were all born on the same shallow end of the gene pool (the side where good judgment and self-control are severely lacking, and had the same poor communication skills.

It was about that time BD saw that IBM commercial spoofing Buzzword Bingo, which is defined as

--a bingo-style game where participants prepare bingo cards with buzzwords and tick them off when they are uttered during an event, such as a meeting or speech. The goal of the game is to tick off a predetermined number of words in a row and then yell "Bingo!".--

Inspired, BD has created his own version of the game: Lower Greenville Gangbanger and Police Buzzword Bingo.

You don't need a card since we call the words out for you. The red buttons are gangbanger buzzwords, and the blue buttons are police buzzwords.

This incident took place about 1am Sunday morning.

There was a minor skirmish inside Eight Lounge, and a few girls (not in the video) told the police about the problem. When the gangbangers came out of the club and started walking down Alta (near the DPD command post), officers picked up someone identified as the original troublemaker.

We pick up the scene as the officers are walking down the street to get her into custody.

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