Sumter Storytime - Episode 1

The one day when Belle and Sleeping Beauty were kidnapped from the palace.

So the castle was there one day because it was just cool like that. And they all lived in the fourth floor in the highest room in the tallest tower. This sounds an awful lot like Shrek, but Fiona is not included in this story at all. So one day, Belle and Sleeping Beauty Decided 'Ohmigosh, we're just gonna, you know, leave this joint.... as soon as we get drawn and materialized. Because you know we can't really do anything until we get drawn. So then they cheered and stuff and were all 'Yay! We're gonna leave the other two princesses behind and have a social life and stuff because we're AWESOME.'
So then they left.

Which was very, very sad for Ariel and Cinderella. They were not very happy about this at all because they were left at the palace all alone without their princes. Well, Cinderella had her prince but over a Skype webcam.

(Aww! My baby!)

We're going to have to wait for they skype webcam. It hasn't finished loading yet.
(Screaming due to permanent marker on desk.)

But Ariel was very, very alone. She began to want to cut herself, But then she realized she was in water so that would end up really, really badly if she wanted to stay alive at all.

(This is her wrist.)
(Oh my.)

Anyway, they decided they were going to try to save them. From themselves.
(Wait. Who?)
They were going to save Sleeping Beauty, and Belle, from themselves. By taking them back.
(Oh! Okay.)
So they decided to dress up like evil hags.
As they were walking out of the palace they saw Cindere--... they spotted Sleeping Beauty and Belle!
(I'm going to resort to stick figures. I can't draw this fast. Hehe! So this is Ariel... lets not forget this (Boobs), and this is me... Why don't I have legs?)

And then they were all 'Ah gasp! It's them!'
And then they were bound to a tree. Somehow. Because we totally brought duct tape with us when we left.

(Totally)
And she was all 'Noo! UCFKnights...' and she's like 'I wanna go to a party!' And then, the emotion was just so much for Sleeping Beauty that she fell asleep. ... While tied to a tree.
She was raped.
(Ooh, nice.)
She was raped rabidly by squirrels.
(Oh yeah, look at that squirrel... 'Im gonna rape her--' (Laughter at the Squirrels package)...)

Wee! Squirrel time.
(Dododododo...
The squirrels are raping her,
the squirrels are raping her,
the squirrels are raping Megan...

They are raping her hair right now.
Her hair is really short.
That's going to be messy.
CENSORSHIP.
Duhn duhn duhh.... Freakin FCC... wahn wahnnnn...)

Okay. So because the other two princesses were tied up, while they were being saved by the people who tied them up... Cinderella and Ariel decided to go back to the room and Party.

(Yeaah, we party yeah... and there is balloons everywhere and shit, and theres like ... confetti, and a chipenndales guy with a REALLY BIG THINGY... and we're like.. 'YAY! Except, Cinderella doesn't condone to this behaivor because she has her webcam. Full of love, and wonderfulness...)

It's also her magic mirror, because she is partly Snow White.

(... Awwh! That's really sweet!)

Okay. And then Ariel is like.. 'Hey, wanna do something?'
And he's like.. 'Yeah, sure, why not?'

But then...
(Rant on Life.)

... So the guy with a huge package was a Douche. Alright.
Yes.

In the end,
(Yay!)
No... IN the end...
((((Thats what she said...))))

(It doesn't really matter!)
Sleeping beauty needs therapy.
"I need therapy."
Why?
Because she woke up with a million little claw marks on her skin and thought they were AIDS. Ouch.
(Dayummm.)

In the end for Belle, no one really cared so she lived being stuck to a tree. People thought she was the tree from Pochahontas that gave really good advice, but the advice she would give was just really, really dumb. Like 'Go party!' But that's okay.
(but that's okay!)

And she would prostate out to anyone to touch her. And she had no problem with that because honestly? If she wanted to get some? How could she because she is tied to a tree. She took what she could get.

As for Cinderella....
Cinderella ended up falling so much for her computer that she completely forgot about how there was a real person on the other side of the computer. So she took the computer, disconnected, to a chapel and married it. She began to have some intense fun with the CPU drive.

(Wedding March)

And finally, Ariel.
(Ahahahaaaaaaa.)
She got boob deplants.
(Whaaaa!)
Because she hates her big boobs.
(But its a really nice thing to have.)
Well, her boobs are gone so that means this is ALL stuffed because she is so insecure because now she has tiny boobs.

CENSORSHIP.
(Girls Gone Wild! Woo!)
Ariel was also told that her singing voice sucked. So she gave up singing and ended up being evil like Ursula.
She ended up becoming a....
SLUT!
... Stripper.

The End.

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[theawesomersfly]

ahhhh what is this i will have nightmires

[xxxrandomjamezxxx]

1 word can descriobe this video "BAD ASS!!!"

[NBCzero4]

Hahahaha pleeease do another story!!!