MST3K -812- What did he say?

Episode 812 is one of the most memorable episodes of MST3K. It's when Mike and the bots watched the longest-titled movie in the show's history. A title so long that I'm far too lazy to type it out.

It introduced us to Torgo's bitter rival, Ortega. Ortega also appeared as a reoccurring character on MST3K, such as the Overdrawn In The Memory Bank episode.

I added subtitles for the unintelligible guy. Now we can understand the true impact of this scene! It is glorious!

There's a typo on the "hobo" subtitle. Give me a break. I did this before I went to work.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Incredibly
• Strange
• Creatures
• mst3k
• mike
• nelson
• 812
• mixed
• up
• zombies
• kevin
• murphy
• bill
• corbett
• subtitles
• rifftrax

[Bus3204]

Nice! While some of your "translations" are a real stretch, the "pleasure myself" and "bowl of those crazy Kix" seem almost spot on!

[MysterySTForever]

Pretty funny except I actually have rewatched this scene a lot and finally know MOSTLY what the guy is saying.

[Pumpernickel4u]

Let me move my condom here! Hilarious!

[theboombody]

This guy reminds me of Ahmed Johnson from the WWF.

[kennyferry]

lol