The Guide to Sucking Up

A video of me calling up YouTube trying to beg for my channel back.


HISTORY
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Ok people, here's a little history lesson for those who don't remember me from when I had my previous channel;

# I used to have the channel youtube.com/wisemanthree. I opened it on April 1st 2007, I closed it around July of 2008

# It consisted of a variety of videos, mostly comedy, including me dressing up as a granny, prank phonecalls, alternative lyrics, numerous sketches etc. However I used to do several serious videos too which I am also proud of.

# In January 2008 myself and kickthepj got featured with a collaboration video we did. As expected we got 50% praise and 50% shitty comments.

# I was in the first wave of people to be made a YouTube partner when British people were allowed to be one.

# I once collaborated in a video with Zipster08. I still have it if anyone is interested in seeing it.

# I turned down an opportunity to collaborate with nalts.

# One of my videos has been shown on the UK television station BBC Three.

# One of my videos was shown on Minneapolis local news after the tragedy of their bridge collapsing.

# One of my videos was written about by an editor on the USA Today website.

# When I closed my account I was heading towards 1,000 subscribers.

# Although I seem to have banged on about how apparently great I am, this is not the case. I simply was lucky with certain things and I never took myself seriously. I still don't. I was on here for fun to make stupid little videos and in my opinion this has not changed at all. I do not think I am better than you (except mrpregnant who remains a cheating knobhead and inferior to me).

# Though my channel says 'wysemanthree' this is only because I couldn't re-open my 'wisemanthree' channel. However I would still like to be referred to as wisemanthree without the 'y'... It's just because YouTube are arseholes and won't let me re-open the old account. DAMMIT.

# Oh and lets not forget, subscribers to me are known as the 'wisetribe' so if I ever mention this then that is what it is. When I had the old account I had loads of people send me messages asking 'how do I become a member of the wisetribe!?'... it's simple, subscribe to me, thats the only thing.

# I tend to respond to every comment. I try to at least. Even when I was a partner I responded to every comment no matter how many I received. This isn't because I am bored or have no life (believe me I have quite a full and varied life) it's simply a courteous act.

# I never responded to 'sub 4 sub' comments and I still won't. If you ask me to sub to you then chances are I won't bother out of spite. I'm nasty like that. Mrow.

# Most of all I always loved fun on here so that's what I want to have again. No drama, just fun. I am in a relationship so I do not want a relationship with anyone from YouTube, I don't want to be your 'Internet boyfriend', whatever that is, so please do not ask. If you want a chat then that's fine, go ahead :)

HAVE FUN PEOPLE! DAMMIT!
in a world where nothing is free, lets keep things cheap with wisemanthree...

Category:

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[SwtSug3742]

Actually, you can open it back up... I opened my old account back up :)

since theres a character count limit, please feel free to PM me if you wish to know how =)

[wysemanthree]

thanks alot, though i have now incidentally opened up my old one :) thanks though!

[bedoboy]

Just to spite You tube and to keep memories alive never deleted my WISEMANTHREE playlist from 2007, still have thumbnails and your descriptions if you need them

James

Bedoboy, bedojames, clownsinc sixsuperpeople, bedojoeciggy.

[wysemanthree]

Ah thanks alot, I will certainly bear that in mind :)

[DarlingSerenity]

# One of my videos has been shown on the UK television station BBC Three.

That's cool I watch that station all the time..which one of your videos was on there?

[wysemanthree]

The motivation video with the granny.. remember it?

[bedoboy]

yes and made a new one too of new vids and added them to playlist originally set up for the mini series with Colin

[DarlingSerenity]

Yep :)

Well that's cool.

[wysemanthree]

P shit possibly, though that's more liquid-y

[samwisethree]

Oh shit?