Paper Mario: Peach Bakes an Instant Detergent Cake

This sequence was played out many times but I realized that making Peach bake an amazingly terrible cake actually fits the entire story dialogue *of disgust* to follow. This was probably an unintentional moment of hilarity Nintendo incorporated but didn't realize.
Although I set it up as a cooking show, I didn't edit out any of the character dialogue to alter the ingredients to fit the detergent cake recipe, but hilariously we can assume that Peach is responding to Twink's directions as a "Get this..., do this..., Got it..." and then screw it up.
I added some text commentary to elaborate on certain details. I didn't do voice commentary because my voice sucks.

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[DarsanUchiha]

How the hell does cleanser bake?

[DragoonMyuutsu]

@DarsanUchiha

"Magic" perhaps lol

[CrazyKoopa1]

It would've been hilarious if you changed the ending footage so he liked it

xD

[DragoonMyuutsu]

@CrazyKoopa1

lol interesting I didn't consider that, I guess being a cooking show, the taste testers should convincingly show that the food is 'good' (but I did like Gourmet Guy's comment on Truck Driving School when he hated it)

[Sawtje2]

I can't beat this, he keeps spitting it out >_> I timed the oven time but.. it still doesn't count =x

[DragoonMyuutsu]

Have you made it past this point before in the game? because if so, then you should give the cake baking another go, but follow the instructions carefully and make sure you count properly too (its easy sometimes to count faster or slower and not notice). If NOT, then try to Google for forums to see who else has had this problem and how they are resolved.

[neoman289151]

heres what i did:

5 helpings of salt to cause severe dehydration

6 containers of butter to clog his arteries

12 bowls of sugar to give him diabetes

and 100 bowls of cleanser(yes... i did put THAT many) to flat out poison him XD

That sounds sooooooooo delicioooooouuuus >:D

[lunasphere]

Nice cake you got there LOL must be VERY delicious~

[tetrunks]

the cake is a lie bitch

[Groudonmaster687]

"Go back to the kitchen!"

Huh.

[indigothecat]

They need to make a spin-off of Hell's Kitchen and Cooking Mama and call it, "Cookin' with the Princess."

They should include challenges such as "best overall dish" and "the dish that kills the victim, er, customer the fastest after consumption."

[NorthernEspeon]

@choppo41

yeah i know

[choppo41]

@NorthernEspeon it's a video game, and a cartoony one at that.