Roving Reporter 3/31/09

Our reporter roams the Pryzbyla Center to find out how many of the Tower's "50 Things to Do Before You Graduate from CUA" students have done.
How many have YOU done?
1. Win the Rhode Island Challenge.
2. Hook-up in the Mullen Library Stacks.
3. Sled down the CV on a cafeteria tray.
4. Streak at Movies on the Mall.
5. Get stuck in an elevator.
6. Be written up, sorry "documented", for drinking.
7. Sneak into the "exorcism room" in Caldwell Hall.
8. Get into the Library underage.
9. Tailgate at the Dufour Center.
10. Quench your thirst with a Slurpee from 7-11 at 3 a.m.
11. Drop a class because it is in O'Boyle Hall.
12. Drink with a TA at Cardinal's Nest.
13. Spot an administrator at Colonel Brook's.
14. Attend Kegs and Eggs on St. Patrick's Day.
15. Hitch a ride back from Hawk & Dove.
16. Intern with your congressman.
17. Eat Chipotle more than three times a week.
18. Steal a vat of ice cream from the Pryz.
19. Dance on the bar at My Brother's Place.
20. Have an event cancelled due to the speaker's policy.
21. Sign up for RENEW.
22. Go to the drag-queen race in Dupont.
23. Over-commit to extra-curricular activities.
24. Go to mass at St. Vinny's.
25. Get a tan on the Basilica lawn.
26. Say inappropriate things in front of a tour group.
27. Go to bed early so you can wake up early for Beach Bash.
28. Pull an all-nighter in the Leahy computer lab.
29. Get a parking ticket.
30. Date someone who later enters religious life.
31. Sleep over at the Cloister's.
32. Pray Frisbee on the Law School Lawn.
33. Go to Luaupalooza.
34. Spot the albino squirrel.
35. Grab a midnight snack at Pizza Boli's.
36. Factor in hangovers to class schedule.
37. Ride the cargo elevator in the Pryz.
38. Get pumped for Taco Tuesday.
39. Call the CUA Shuttle only to be told it isn't running.
40. Participate in Lip Sync.
41. Get lost going to the Cloisters.
42. Be misquoted in the Tower.
43. Get your picture with the Cardinal.
44. Hang out on the Conaty porch with Fr. Bob.
45. Get pizza delivered to Leahy after midnight.
46. Go monument hopping.
47. Look like a fool playing DDR in the Fitness Center.
48. Go to the Health Center because of a drinking related injury.
49. Be pursued by an RA, but run away and get away with it.
50. Skip all your classes before, during and after St. Patrick's Day.

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News & Politics

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Where do we (by we I mean CUA) find some of these people?