Death Note Parody - Doughnut

L does not need a receipt for a doughnut.
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I know the pastry I chose is not a universally accurate depiction of a doughnut.
I know that there's a clip out there of L licking a universally accurate depiction of a doughnut.
I could not find said clip of the universally accurate depiction of a doughnut.
It took me 3 days to find a long enough clip of a mysterious pastry.
Appreciate the effort.
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L is Mitch.
Light is the skeptical friend.
'Mystery Pastry' is supposed to be a doughnut, even though it looks more like an eclair.
Credits: L's Theme B
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Audio: Mitch Hedberg
Video: Death Note
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I do not own Death Note, Mitch Hedberg, or doughnuts.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mitch
• hedberg
• ryuuzaki
• light
• raito
• doughnut
• pastry
• funny
• comedy
• comedian
• death
• note
• stand-up
• parody
• receipt

[koolaidman]

Mitch Headberg! RIP

[AwkwardBaby24]

Yeah, he was a cool dude.

Miss 'im.

[MsFairyKiller]

wat if,

you were at court,

you are a suspect

they ask what you were doing at 2:00pm on Sunday March 23,

"I got a doughnut"

prove it?

*holds out receipt*

PWND!

[NightmareSkittlesz]

"Skeptical friend, don't even act like I didn't get that dougnut, I got the DOCUMENTATION RIGHT HERE!"

XD Laughed my pants off :D

[theDusk1656]

Why does this voice suit L so much?? o.O :D

[corkscrewfork]

Who needs doughnut receipts? A cop, so the department can pay for it as 'work expenses'

[PleaseDrinkMeAlice]

@MsFairyKiller ...that would make you look even more suspicious that you kept a doughnut receipt v_v

[AwkwardBaby24]

@comhonee15 That's not the only indicator of defensiveness, man. Besides, I don't control other people. You can totally bitch them out if it bothers you that much, I seriously do not care. All I said is you're allowed to have an opinion, and then you said it was cool. And then ONE person told you to chill and all I said was I liked his phrasing and now you're sitting here all assdevastated over it. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you do need to chill if this is how you get with one comment.

[charmthedragonsla100]

@AwkwardBaby24 alright. but you have to pay me in Beyond Birthday plushies.

[AwkwardBaby24]

@charmthedragonsla100 Chillaxative. Cool word, man, might have to borrow that one.

[charmthedragonsla100]

@comhonee15 i agree with AkwardBaby24. take a chillaxative>_>.

[KaptinKilla]

So... Mitch really WAS killed with the Death Note.

[Michumper]

I'm laughing so hard, I can hardly breathe!