Sex Pistol Pirates Of The Caribbean

Pirates Of The Caribbean directed by Gore Verbinski

Soundtrack :

It was on the good ship Venus. By Christ, you should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed. And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger. He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit. From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan. By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play. On his fucking organ

The first mate's name was Cooper. By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked. Himself into a stupor

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy. By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock. For cumming in the brandy.

The cabin boy was Flipper. He was a fucking nipper.
He stuffed his ass with broken glass. And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel. To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits. Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter. Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels. Had found 'er sexual quarters

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Pirrates
• of
• Sex
• Pistol
• Carribean