The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song

In the not-too-distant future, when malls feature Christmas music and decorations year-round, it may look a little something like this.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Early
• Christmas
• Song
• Paul
• and
• Storm
• Neville

[Spintown7]

This is the best new Christmas song I've heard in years.

[RockingJamboree]

The most annoying voice is a parody of Aaron Neville.

But I had to watch this again to find what "obscene" lyrics or "crude" photos might have offended you. Was it the girl licking the Veteran? 0:35 Was it the line about waiting until the Savior's Third Trimester? 1:40

Was it the line about kicking Santa in the North Pole? Was it the toy Angel and Reindeer posed at 2:25?

Seriously, this parody is far from crude or offensive. It's a lighthearted poke at Christmas Merchandising!

[cdog1089]

LOVE IT!!

[SuperXboxmaster1]

this is funny i love christmas and don't care how early i celebrate it. Its a holiday that is mean to bring us together and i feel why not have that feeling all year long?

[anakinsgrl77]

I hate it when I'm looking for Halloween decorations in September, and I find more Christmas stuff than Halloween stuff!! Stores need to stop forcing Christmas on us so soon! I refuse to even acknowledge it as a holiday until after Thanksgiving

[bchristian85]

Holiday commercials are starting to come on the radio and some stores are already starting with the Christmas music, and we are barely into October!

[pannoni1]

Guess what? It is still MAY but already the media is announcing some Christmas shows at theaters. And one show starts on Nov. 8th! I could tolerate some shopping, but actually CELEBRATING? Wait 'till T'Day passes! We need an anti-Christmas campaign crusade against seeing Christmas-themed entertainment before the day after Thanksgiving! People just need to avoid it like Autotune music!

[bdouvill]

YES!!!

[RosePersephone]

@jsaxmn OK i admit the voice is slightly annoying but thats b/c the singer is annoyed at how early the christmas songs are being played, dude get a sense of humor its Paul and Storm yes they will be obscene and crude when they want to look at the pirates wifes lament

[RosePersephone]

@RockingJamboree You missed the decapitated angel around 36 or 37 but hey this song doesn't offend me i think its another paul and storm classic!

[MsStLiz]

It's not December, it's barely November, but it is time for THE WAY-TOO-EARLY CHRISTMAS SONG!!!!!

[beedubaya]

Its Oct 28th and I went to the mall, and the halls were decked and they were playing "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" I don't know about you, but when its still 90 degrees out and the leaves haven't even started changing the last thing on my mind is Christmas. I know they want people in the mood to buy early, but people are going to spend what they are going to spend whether the Christmas decorations are up or not.