The Hip-Hop Dentist

An English dentist discovers the secret to clean teeth in "A Beat With A Bite", the final rap song from Salmon Jack's debut EP. Created by Sam Baron & Jack Miller, featuring Salvatore St Croix and Chuk Ikeh.

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Read the lyrics below:

They call me D-J
Cos I'm a Dentalhi Jeanist
I'm MC Lean
Cos my mouth is the cleanest
Yo I mean this: Brace yourself! I'll scrape plaque!
I'll pop a needle in yo face until smack, I drop a track
Numb gums! I'm not done, stick out your tongue
I rinse and then I spit sick rhymes Just for fun (Number 1!)
Sick gums! Cos I brush twice daily
Nah, I mean they ill Cos I brush twice daily!
Nah, you got a problem with your gums mate What?
Your gums ache cos you do not regulate your Colgate
Well I if I'm running late? I might hesitate.
I might aggravate my biteplate with chocolate
It makes me salivate. When I masticate.
Which may discolorate (Very inappropriate!)
So when ya nosh? (Laughing) You don't need a machine
The dream team's part Floss, part Listerine
Swish ma wash (Mouthwash!) so you can drop tracks clean
(Radio-friendly!) Gosh, watch your oral hygiene
Hey I'm a lyrical Zeus, and I just wanna seduce
The laydeez, and I do it with my lyrical juice
Yeah well your canine's loose and you ain't got an excuse
For all your dental misuse, so here's some choral abuse:

(Chorus)
Being a dentist, leaves an imprint in my heart
and the dent is, just the first, it's the start
An apprentice, takes the skills to learn the art
it takes a gent's kiss, to get a girl to play the part

From my perspective, well je peux tourner a droit
Irrespective, there's decay? I'm like a dart
I'm the blondest archaeologist in the park
Hey orthodontist, drop a track and own the chart

I'm must confess that I've done tests
I'm impressed I'm interested in your phat oral conquest
Your oral distress, got me gravely concerned
And I was faithless until now but now the tables have turned
What's your secret? Man, I can't tell you that!
Why not? Cus I don't know. All I know is rap.
When I'm spitting spit is hitting the inside of my enamel
It enables all the syllables to detoxify my jowel
Like a flannel... And I channel all my diction to deliver
Hip-hop hypotheses for the panel to consider
Yo! I got the secret to a disinfecting flow
Flipping floss is null and void - PUMP UP THE STEREO!
My saliva is the driver of my hygiene regime
I'm Flourider and it's my rap that keeps me clean
Are you suggesting hip-hop helps hattack unhealthy placque?
Just drop Remedial rhymes TO BEAT BACTERIA BACK!

(Chorus)
To be a dentist you in part, rely on your chart
You get insistent that your heart is a la carte
You start dismissing the philosophies of Descartes
You never notice, that your patient's kinda smart!

You get reflective, it's as simple as un, deux, trois!
Hip-hop's effective, it's a magical medical art
If plaque's detected, you require it to depart
No orthodontist! Just drop a track and own the chart.

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[MrWisdomSM]

awesome song lol lovin the jacket on strings in the chorus :D

[sambaron]

@MrWisdomSM Awesome, glad you spotted them! I tried to edit it so that people might catch a glimpse of our low-tech movie magic...

[johnaquos]

so, if i drop some rhymes twice a day i don't have to clean my teeth anymore?

[sambaron]

@johnaquos Exactly! Guaranteed protection against cavities. The only thing it won't help with is 'whitening', Honky.

[ieatchocolate]

Reminds me of Flight of the Conchords... in a good way

[OverflowC]

this is fucking jokes love original music like this. hard to get recognized keep doing your thing.

[asianwhitenigger]

GET CANCER/ HIPSTER FREAKS/ THE KILLERS ARNT THE BEST BAND

[bobmarketing]

1.58 -2.24

[misstuscansun]

This video makes me want to floss...

[adpen1108]

Thumbs up if you're a dentist/dentistry student :P

[angelovbleza]

@angelovbleza man. i look stupid. someone already pointed it out.

[angelovbleza]

the strings attached to the dentist's robe distracted me. FTW!

[linngal]

You guys are Freaking talented and TOO MUCH FUN !!!!!

[kadja16]

great camera in the first 30 seconds