Museum of Techno - Studio Maintenance

A good craftsman takes exquisite care of the tools of his craft. And, as it is with the carpenter and his plane, so too with the techno producer and his equipment: in this module of our tutorial series, Cornwell and Braidy set about mending a hard drive which has burnt out due to excessive levels of bass.

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• techno
• production
• music
• tutorial
• museum
• bass

[mrle0501]

I am currently drinking Earl Grey Tea.  It will do as I have no Sherry at my disposal.

[museumoftechno]

I would strongly recommend loose-leaf Royal Blend tea from Fortnum & Mason - where, due to the generally wealthy nature of the clientele, shop-lifting is surprisingly easy. It should be brewed in a warmed teapot for five minutes and strained into a cup holding a little full-fat milk. Excellent first thing in the morning, then seriously hit the Oloroso by about an hour before lunch.

[kkrazy7]

it makes me laugh every time

[museumoftechno]

That's probably a reaction to all the valuable information working its way into your long-term memory.

[JustBrianMusic]

classic video!! 

[KaylicksLapurps]

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS"

[jadedxfaded]

classic, I love your vid's

[Brahtronic]

good stuff

[mrle0501]

Ordered. I'll post when I get it and have a taste.  This is the first English recommendation for tea I have received. Thanks! ^_^

[museumoftechno]

With all due sympathy to Monnie110 (techno should, after all, be a community activity and should not divide the youth against the squares), Metamusik has hit the nail entirely on the head here.

[Metamusik]

If you can't hear the voices of these fine gentlemen, I suggest upgrading your speakersystem and/or acquiring some spiffy cherry (In either case, your problem will evaporate).

Yours most faithful servant;

Bosse, II

[Metamusik]

Might I say, good sir, that you have completely failed to grasp the point of a proper piece of techno-music. The fact that people are entering your livingspace, in order to complain about the humongous amounts of base bleeding through the walls, is best seen as a smashingly good sign that your stereophonic-assemblage is putting out the correct volumes.