Facebook Stalker

This is a song I wrote for my grade 12 English project in 2008. We had to create a satire, so I chose to do mine on Facebook.

Lyrics:

Ever since that day that you wrote on my wall,
I knew that your beauty would be my downfall.
And I'm so glad I joined your network,
Cause now in the shadows I lurk
Waiting for you to change your relationship status,
So there'd be no other man in between us.
And when I read your "about me" section,
I get a collection of feelings that I can't admit
Until I go to your honesty box and click submit.

Can't you see that I'm a facebook stalker
And I won't stop until I have her
Can't you see that I'm a facebook stalker
And I won't stop until I have her

When I get home from school, I go straight to your profile
To look at photos of you and your beautiful smile.
I even created this group devoted to you,
And I use your news feed to watch what you do.
I'm so glad you didn't ignore my friend request,
Cause I just scored 100 on your likeness test.
I see you're looking for some random play,
Whatever I can get? No way, Jose.

Can't you see that I'm a facebook stalker
And I won't stop until I have her
Can't you see that I'm a facebook stalker
And I won't stop until I have her
Now I know everything that there is to know,
Even your favourite music, hobby, and TV show.
Last night I wrote you a note at 12:26,
Then I found myself lookin' at your vacation pics.
I made you number one of my top friends list;
I even tattooed your name to my lower wrist.
Today I added the facebook mobile application,
And prayed to see your name by a notification.

Can't you see that I'm a facebook stalker
And I won't stop until I have her
Can't you see that I'm a facebook stalker
And I won't stop until I have her

Ya, cause I'm a facebook stalker
And I'll do anything to have her
In my arms or in my sight
I would treat this girl right

Instrumental: Family Business - Kanye West
The College Dropout

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[purpledolphin100]

i almost fell out of my chair laughing because your so off beat 

[Teximexico]

@purpledolphin100

Haha thank you. It's part of the satire, nothing about this song is serious. I know it sucks, but that's why it's so funny.

[NW6MASSIVE]

you didnt create the beat this is kanye west_family buisness  its a good tune

[Teximexico]

@NW6MASSIVE

Well yeah, that's obvious. I said I wrote the song. I didn't say I made the beat.

[NW6MASSIVE]

So why did you say this is a beat i created. Im not hatin if you did write this well done but just statin

[Teximexico]

Haha, it was English class, man, I was just trying to rhyme. Nobody in my class would have noticed, so it didn't matter that I said it.

[zhnf0]

way off beat...

[kiwirap]

lol

[JTYH5]

nice fish pro pic f4g

[ellaloveyou14]

LMFAOO

[Hottelio120]

Great song

[spriiix]

It should be a crime to use paint for photo editing

[inspirediam]

@MsSakanade lol

[liltelah]

lol funny

[MsSakanade]

Ya'll laugh now. But little do you know that your facebook stalker is singing the same song while browsing on your FB wall as you watch this......(creepy)

[spikesan2211]

i love cristiano ronaldoo 2!!!!