Jack Hamm, Penn State legend...you owe me brother

Jack, fact, you didnt mention my name when I make the greatest? stop in ND football history...and that was your job. If mention my name, I'm maybe on the cover of Sports Illustrated even though Holtz fires me for making LT type stop...and even though I quit football....know what? scratch that. you fucking owe me big time, stevia cures, violin upgrades kama sutra, so if you use your fame/juice card to get either one famous, we'll call it even for you fucking a fellow linebacker in not saying I was the one who made that great stop, and all will be forgiven when pure h2o's making $trillions,$, cuz it acts like fountain of youth, and the $profit$ is allowing me to not only feed all the homeless and hungry, but to pay those who have it coming to them back in spades.

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[chilly162]

Crazy that you still think you had something to do with the guy not scoring on this play. You ever get tested for dementia?

[flashman453]

Jack Ham and Joey Steakums, you owe Maitreya...

[critThreat]

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