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I don't have any interesting childhood stories, but my earliest memory was eating a cake shaped like a teddy bear that my mom made :)
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hmm... well i remember when i was in russia, my biological dad told my mom to go make money by fucking guys, while she was pregnant. and i remember how my bio. dad told my mom that i wasn't his and called her a whore. annnddd i remember that on those rare occasions when my bio. dad visited from "work" i was crying and begging him not to go, he replied that he had a "computer" waiting for him- which later found out to be fucking prostitutes and watching porn. the last memory that i have of him i
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Once when I had the flu I went to snuggle with my mom in her bed. Little did I know that I had made her sick and she was irritated and pissed so she started yelling at me and threw one of those tiny crockpots that hold potpourri and melted candles at me, barely missed my head but did leave a nice dent in the wall. Sometimes bad memories just stay in your head, I have no way to justify what she did though, I was only 9.
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QOTD: One day I was helping my dad unload stuff from the car and he starts to sing the "tits and ass" song from A Chorus Line.
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Sorry I meant right hand I can't move my bad :(
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Well when I was in junior high a kid brought a gun to school and shot me in the shoulder and now I can no longer move my left arm
Ps. I'm typing w/ my left hand
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I was the shortest one in my class until middle school... then I was one of the tallest, had an afro and really bad acne. Nobody recognized me at first... those bitches.
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QOTD A TRAMPOLINE FELL ON MY HEAD!!!!!!!!
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I remember sneaking out of my bedroom at night and throwing myself down the stairs alot.
...For fun.
Jump, tuck, roll is still engrained in my memory.
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Ahh, damaging childhood memories. I have completly blocked out my childhood aparently .
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MyselfTheThird 2 years ago 42
I had a surgery when I was 4 wasn't supposed to be taller than I am now, but now I'm 6 foot 6, FUCK YOU SCIENCE!
ZuuLSpAcEmAn 2 years ago 27