Skyrim Paradise Parody (Gangsta's Paradise) by Michael Benningfield

I like the game Skyrim, and I thought this would be funny. The lyrics are below! However, before the lyrics, I must say thank you to Johnny69s who provided the gameplay video for this.

Skyrim Paradise

As I walk through the village where the dragon was slain,
The villagers look at me and they think that I'm insane!
But that's just perfect to a Nord like me,
I love living my life with simplicity!
I'm up in the morning searching battlegrounds,
Looking for dragons, chopping bandits down, fool...
And I've been living this life so long, that,
Even the Greybeards think my mind is gone!
I'm a man with no plan, that is my omission...
just a sword and shield on this lone mission,
The dragons hide from me cause they know me so well,
I've done killed a few of em, sent em straight to hell..

Chorus:

I've been spending all my life, fighting dragons in this paradise..
I've seen good men lose their lives, fighting dragons in this paradise..
They come for you, don't think twice, living in this Skyrim paradise..
Chop'em down with daggers & knifes, living in this Skyrim Paradise.

A mountain bandit shot me in my knee last week,
I pulled out my Mace and slapped him in his fat cheeks,
Then I stole all his clothing, and I didn't care,
Cause he ain't alive to make the guards aware!
But I will take your money, even if undeserving,
I'm the dragon slaying Nord you will one day be serving!
I don't need no armored boots, or a big skull cap,
When you see me in action, you just know that I'm bad, fool!
If you got a problem with me, get it off your chest,
And if I disagree then I'll lay you to rest!
I ain't good with words, so you best be prepared,
when you walk up to me, looking all scared..

"There's a sword, a shield, and a war hammer,
a dragon staff of ecstasy...
He's got a thousand soul gems... and he'll use them readily..."

I've been spending all my life, fighting dragons in this paradise..
I've seen good men lose their lives, fighting dragons in this paradise..
They come for you, don't think twice, living in this Skyrim paradise..
Chopp'em down with daggers & knifes, living in this Skyrim Paradise.



Grab my Iron shield, wield a steel blade,
where torches light the way when I walk through the caves,
Think I'm just a man? That fightings just an art?
Well tell me how you feel after I rip your ass apart!
I'm the Nord guy the Greybeards are expecting,
But they haven't spoke a word since that of Tiber Septim!
Think it's all in vain? That I can't stay the course?
You'll see the dragons tremble when I use my dragon voice!

I've been spending all my life, fighting dragons in this paradise..
I've seen good men lose their lives, fighting dragons in this paradise..
They come for you, don't think twice, living in this Skyrim paradise..
Chop'em down with daggers & knifes, living in this Skyrim Paradise.

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• Paradise
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[coroloro]

I'd like to hear the same song, same quality, same parody lyrics... different voice. Sorry, you don't have a bad voice, it just doesn't have that... erm, "gangsta" sound. It'd be absolutely hilarious if it had a more "real rap" sound to it ;) As it is... well, you sound like a geek (like me, I'll admit it freely). And I honestly don't know if I'd sound that great doing the same genre either ;)

[omenwolfe]

@coroloro no offense taken.. actually, I need to redo it.. I did it one day with a house full of people, and that's what I recorded there... I need to do it with no one around so I can open up and just let it out... it'll still sound geeky, but yea... I'd love to get a real rapper to do it, but with my lyrics.. LOL :D

[TPQ1980]

I liked it. Well done.

[omenwolfe]

@TPQ1980 Thank you... I just thought it would be comical. LOL

[coroloro]

PS- Great lyrics btw. I really would love to hear it with a pro rapper singing it. :)