The FanFiction Critic, episode, 11, "If I Was Your Nazi," part 4

Part 4 of 5. Warning: today's fanfiction is ridiculously offensive. It can be read in its entirety here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4195642/1/If_I_Was_Your_Nazi

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• fanfiction critic
• bad fanfiction review
• kingdom hearts
• nazis
• WTF

[WhiteWings930]

The inmates in death camps were practically starving. The guards were strong and armed. How in the world did an inmate manage to single-handedly overpower a guard, and even if he did manage it why would he want to rape him? You are starving, you have been degraded beyond belief, you don't know where your family is or if they are still alive, and your main priority is to satisfy your sexual urges? What?!

[ZephyrinSkies]

Now Rikku and Kairi are dragged into this fic? Why? Why?! It directly contradicts their characters, especially Kairi the "Princess of Heart", what canon warping reason could she have for making them Nazis? Or any of the characters at that, cept maybe Larxene, whose tiny appearance was pointless to the "story".

But I'm over-reacting, expecting logic and sense from this author is like trying to find water in a parched desert.

[kutlessrocker23]

Rikku and Kairi? That's so out of character for both of them. Kairi represents 1/7th of the absolute good in the KH universe and Rikku, in Final Fantasy X, was a persecuted minority herself......

[carouselstar]

Also, I just want to tell her to STOP using the Holocaust victims as a backdrop for your poorly-written, plain, and undeveloped yaoi fanfiction. No, seriously, stop it. They were people, with names, families, ambitions, etc. They didn't die so you could show off your ignorance writing crappy fanfics.

And why is there no explanation for the SS officers having un-German names like "Riku", "Kairi", "Demyx" and "Axel" - which to my knowledge, are not proper names in anything EXCEPT Kingdom Hearts.

[carouselstar]

"I realise that not as many people know as much about it as I do."

AFGHSKL;KL WHAT. You have proved that you know practically nothing about Nazi Germany. According to you, joining the SS was as easy as signing on the dole and there was no need for a background check, so long as you were blond! I mean, you could be gay, Jewish, and half-deaf, but if you had blond hair and blue eyes, you were the perfect epitome of a Nazi.

..No.

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

@WhiteWings930 thank you for saying what I was thinking.

[Digitalsp33r]

The author's note declaring that she understands that people don't know as much about it as she does... I have done no research on Nazi Germany, yet I knew that a ton of these plot points were historically inaccurate. What an arrogant, racist, homoerotic fantasist.

GAH! How I hate bad fanfic writers! How they make my stomach turn (bah-bah bah-bah)

[123FishCrazy]

3:38 I feel like screaming "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JOIN?!?!" Why did the author have them join something that they hated so much? Why did she/he make this story at all? None of the "factual" things she says aren't true in the slightest. This story is insulting and disturbing. How can someone be so stupid and insensitive to put an actual event, when thousands of innocent people died, and combine it with fake disney characters? Why oh why?!

[TedieJena531]

@WhiteWings930 Honestly, I'd think that if an inmate did overpower a guard, they'd try to see if the guard had any food on him, and, if the inmate was hungry enough, consider resorting to cannibalism.

[LordDarkrai9]

I want to slap this author for the Autism part and for this whole fanfiction as well.

[HyrAyl]

Wow. Every single phrase in this story adds at least one new mistake to the pile of anachronisms.

[MrsEdwardNigma]

For anyone who's curious "Riku" (1 k) is Sora's friend in Kingdom Hearts and is a guy. "Rikku" (2 ks) is a girl from Final Fantasy X and also appears in KH as a Gull Wing (who for some reason are little pixies in KH).