Katy Perry PARODY-- Missouri Gurls!

Original Song belongs to Katy Perry
Parody lyrics by Victoria Rogers and Remi Trast

Disclaimer: I, Remi Trast, discredit ANY implications of Missouri-dom. I am a fully loyal Californian to the bone. I just did the song for laughs. :D
ALSO: Yeah, the video sucks, but we were just having fun. :D If you don't like it; DON'T COMMENT! :D

LYRICS:
I know a place where the grass is much much longer.
Humid, then cold. There must be something going wrong here!
Sippin' cans of beer
It's always the time of year here!
Girls break their necks tryin' to look a little freaky!

You can travel around but nothin's as cool as the inland sounds.
Once you hang out with us, you'll be makin' a fuss.

OhOhOhOhOhOh

We're Missouri girls, we're unpredictable.
Miniskirts and T-shirts on top
Windblown hair
So hot- you can't go anywhere

OOhOhOhOhOhOhOh

We're Missouri girls, we're unrefinable
Call us weird and you will get socked
Midwest represent, now cheer your heads off
OhOhOhOhOhOhOh

Beach, out of reach. Instead the pool and Marco Polo!
Some sleep in their jeeps
Miley and Dad on the radio

You can travel around but nothin's as cool as the inland sounds.
Once you hang out with us, you'll be falling in love!
OhOhOhOhOhOhOh

We're Missouri girls, we're unpredictable.
Miniskirts and T-shirts on top
Windblown hair
So hot- you can't go anywhere
OhOhOhOhOhOhOh

We're Missouri girls, we're unrefinable
Call us weird and you will get socked
Midwest represent, now cheer your heads off
OhOhOhOhOhOhOh

Short girls, getting heavy
Turn the AC up 'cause it's gettin' sweaty
Midwest, raise a toast, these are the ones I love the most!
I mean the ones
I mean like, she's the one
Kiss her
Slapped down,
Ohmigawd
That girls a freak
for hittin' me
But I love her, man
I'm okay
I'mma play
But for today
Keep my hands outta th' way
She's so sweet
But she will beat
St Louis and KC
Summertime means it's all green
Redneck boys
watching out
beat that a$$
for hanging out
Bikinis
Don't mean
you're a sweetie
just means
you're all teeny
sweethearts
and dear hearts
put fear in boy's hearts
you gotta respect me
for representing Missouri


...Missouri girls, we're unpredictable.
Miniskirts and T-shirts on top
Windblown hair
So hot- you can't go anywhere.
OhOhOhOhOhOhOh

We're Missouri girls, we're unrefinable
Call us weird and you will get socked
Midwest represent, now cheer your heads off
OhOhOhOhOhOhOh

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[stilettobaby86]

horrible i am a Missouri girl and we are way hotter then this.. ur voice sucks good try but u make us look bad!!!

[XPhileRemi]

@stilettobaby86 Yeah, well, apparently you're stupid, as well as "hot". Go watch my newest video to address your moronic comments.

[MadelineVi]

I think the lyrics are hilarious :) great job writing them... the weather is unpredictable XD

[XPhileRemi]

@MadelineVi Thanks!! ^^ Both for the compliment, and for the first nice thing said to this video!

And the weather IS crazy, huh? XDD

[superizz18]

Uhmm

. We cant even understand you..

And MO is awesome.

Your singing is gross.

sorry.. the truth hurts.

[XPhileRemi]

@superizz18 Please watch my newest video for the answers to your juvenile questions.

[HaleyLoveAbleLoserXD]

@hrkelsey hows this offensive? haha... i live in missouri and i didnt see anything wrong with it..

[ultimatepheer]

ok, everyone... STFU. it's a good video, and in no way are they trying to be offensive! Missouri is fantastic, and yes, everyone in my school dresses 'freaky'. so people, GET. OVER. IT.

[michaelc1977]

it's prononced missouri (eeeee) sound at end not missoura

[NachoWuzHere5]

@KARPandaLover OMG! This says youll have it on in 2 months and then u posted this 2 months from now! XD

[mtdelacruz]

Wat are you two wearing???

[mickeyjj743]

im from missouri and i kinda like the girls there ^.~

[PlateReadsAwesome]

Damn this video gets a lot of hate.... XD

[hottkisses163]

wow this was horrible

[KARPandaLover]

@stilettobaby86 ikr! they kinda sucked... no offence.... haha me and my buddies at scholl made a version of this song called the midwest missouri girls! I will have it on here in maybe 2 months if u wanna watch so....heartland chics represent!