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  • Being serious for a minute, there are brain surgeons who have noted that most people with tumors use their mobiles a lot and on the side of the head that their tumors are found. If mobiles can cause tumors in the brain, they could easily be doing sufficient damage THERE to cause any other bodily functions harm.

    Also, those that use their phones less are probably more likely to keep them off much of the time or on their desk or bag rather than in their pocket.

  • You are most certianly right. Good points.

    ...but don't ever get serious with me again LOL!! ;-)

  • (-:

    Getting serious one (last?) time, if I was somebody who didn't consider excess mobile use harmful and I used my phone a lot, I'd almost certainly have a headset allowing me to keep my phone in my pocket or on my belt even when in use. As stronger signals are sent during use, this would only exascerbate effects on the testes.

    Take care, Xelander. (-:

  • I thought about using the head set when you mentioned the tumours but then that would almost gurantee that the phone is in the pocket. Of course you don't have to put it in your pants pocket next to you testes. You could put in the back pocket and get radiation on you butt cheeks. I haven't heard about tumours in the butt cheeks, have you?

  • I'm so glad I don't have any testes! Ha ha

  • ha ha, best comment of the day award.

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  • If you're on the phone for 5 hours a day, you're not going to get a chance to use that sperm anyways

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  • get off the phone !!!

  • If you were to take seriously every one of these "studies" you would not be able to eat, drink, or use anything. They even say that some antibacterial soaps cause more harm than good. Should I stop washing my hands? Good lord.

  • An other good one.

  • Do you know the name of the person that counted the sperm? -Freida (Tellus) Hi! lol

  • Haven't you heard about cellphones and cellulite? (-:

    In terms of avoiding brain tumors, I believe there's even a case for the right type of headset... but personally, I'm not a big mobile user, so it's not something I'm particularly knowledgeable about.

  • How much their phones are on in metal-cage environments (e.g. cars) could also be a significant factor as I believe phones need to produce stronger signals there to work well.

    Nice video as usual. (-:

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