Oct 3rd: Baby I Sold Your Dog On EBay

Lyrics: (sorry the sound isn't superb)
Baby close your eyes
and hear the words I say
Oh I realize
That you're in a lot of pain
and I apologize
I never wanted it this way,
Please...don't cry

Baby I sold your dog on EBay
We both knew that we had bills to pay
It was either him or my playstation 2
which doesn't even eat food
and will never ever pee on the duvet

One day I came home
and that dog had escaped
he forsook his bone
and instead he ate
everything I own
from the couch to the drapes
I called you on the phone

And said "I'm selling him on EBay
We both know that we've got bills to pay
He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9
That's crossing the line
I'm listing the auction today"

I put him in a box with some styrofoam peanuts
a bag of kibble and a couple of milk bones
the guy online paid for overnight shipping
so the very next day he was in buffalo

Please don't cry...
...

He is frikkin ugly
like a walking ball of fuzz
and he poops constantly
more than any other dog does
but we won't have to worry
about it anymore because
please listen tome

Yeah I sold you dog on ebay
we both knew that we had bills to pay
I got a hundred fifty dollars for
that mutt that peed all over my floor
and I know they'll be hell topay

we had bills to pay
so I sold her dog on ebay
I told her "you have got to understand it
yeah, he could sit
but he absolutely couldn't stay."

Category:

Music

Tags:

• acoustic
• humor
• brotherhood
• two
• point
• oh

[Jessielou1848]

I would buy Willy on Ebay. . .

[TheWarnerSister]

Yeah, he could sit, but he absolutely couldn't stay ^^ Clever!

[DoyouwantaJellyBaby]

Although Sherlock kept on nearly killing Watson's dog, he NEVER sold him on ebay!

[alicattor1469]

@DesmondtheRhino Yeah but he messed up the words and it's not as good quality as the studio version would be. I wish he would put it on an album!

[hmol257]

Not the Deep Space Nine DVD! Heehee. Great song as usual.

[TheAdamFrazier]

@Jessielou1848 Willy? Why not buy lemon, She's adorable!

[rawrrar3]

i remember when i first heard this song i just kept listenig to it its soooo good!

[speakninja]

The day this video came out was one of the best days of my life so far, my 11th birthday. Holy Crap! I have the same birthday as the Yeti!

[bailey51634]

@Janiceheath2011 it's a joke lol

[DesmondtheRhino]

@TheTenthWeasley its on his album called "i'm so bad at this! Live" - on itunes

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

This dog sounds like my dog. Except the ugly part. My dog is quite pretty, just evil.

[MissLynnielois]

hahaha