John Doe (original)

a song i wrote when my blood sugar was low. yes, this is off of my new album "An Ancestor or Something", being released on June 9th.

Lyrics:
This song is gonna be about,
someone I dont really know,
a purely fictional character,
not from any tv shows.
Lets call him john, and he works at some
sort of nuclear power plant
he hates this job but he does it because
he has to pay his rent.

And one day he blew
up the entire city,
he fell asleep and knocked over his
sugar-free low fat coffee,
the coffee got into the controls,
and ruined everything,
atomic acid everywhere, how do you fix this kind of thing?

His first names john,
his last names doe.
Wheres he from? Well, I dont know.
I guess well say hes from Texas,
and he drives around a fancy Lexus.
With g.p.s. and four wheel drive,
Im not kidding, this was an amazing ride.
Too bad he spent his whole life alone.

And one day he blew
up the entire city,
he fell asleep and knocked over his
sugar-free low fat coffee,
the coffee got into the controls,
and ruined everything,
atomic acid everywhere, how do you fix this kind of thing?
His vehicle also got engulfed into the monstrous flames,
so did the amusement parks with roller coasters and squirt gun games,
now all the people there were vaporized into liquid piles,
sorry if Im being gross, I dont mean to be vile.

Now john is a very nice man,
to be honest, he was very bland,
he didnt really care for much,
he was always listening to his ipod touch.
He would even listen to boring stuff,
like Beethoven and Snow Patrol,
why was he such a fun killer?
He wasnt even very old.

And one day he blew
up the entire city,
he fell asleep and knocked over his
sugar-free low fat coffee,
the coffee got into the controls,
and ruined everything,
atomic acid everywhere, how do you fix this kind of thing?
His vehicle also got engulfed into the monstrous flames,
so did the amusement parks with roller coasters and squirt gun games,
now all the people there were vaporized into liquid piles,
sorry if Im being gross, I dont mean to be vile.
His ipod touch also got destroyed,
so did his boring house,
filled with boring furniture, it seems like that man would never get out.
The place was always spotless and everything was in place,
now he never has to clean up again,
because he doesnt even have a face.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• JOHN
• DOE!

[EnokiSkai]

Nice song ! The lyrics are funny lol.