HIGH AND DRIVING

http://www.facebook.com/shantzcomedy

WEED DICTIONARY

420 - marijuana slang
All lit up - Wasted on weed
BC Bud - high-grade from British Columbia
Blaze - smoke marijuana
Blazed - High on Marijuana
Blunt - marijuana inside a cigar
Blunted out - smoked many blunts of marijuana
Bo-bo - marijuana
Bong - waterpipe used to smoke marijuana
Bowl - marijuana pipe
Buds - Marijuana
Buda - high-grade marijuana
Burn one - smoke marijuana.
Buzz - under the influence
Buzzkill- somebody says something that makes everyone go silent
Cannabis - marijuana, hemp, pot, ganja, reefer.
Cannon - huge joint
Canoe - when a joint gets a hole
Cashed - bowl is finished/empty
Chiba-Chiba -A black Brazilian form of reefer
Chinese eyed - when the eyes become slanted from the influence of marijuana
Chocolate Thai - type of marijuana
Christmas tree - marijuana; depressant; amphetamine
Chronic - marijuana; chronic marijuana.
Coffeeshop Cafe - Hash Weed Coffee shops are unique to Amsterdam Holland.
Creeperbud - marijuana that creeps up on you
Dank - High grade bud, which is moist and sticky
Dime bag - $10 worth of drugs
Ditch weed - marijuana, inferior quality, Mexican
Doobie marijuana
Dope - marijuana; any other drug
Dope fiend - marijuana addict who loves to continually smoke dope.
Dub / Dub Sack - $20 worth of weed
Dugout - A pipe used for smoking marijuana.
Dust - heroin; cocaine; PCP; marijuana mixed with various chemicals.
El diablo - marijuana
Elbow - A pound of pot.
Fatty - marijuana cigarette
Fire it up - to smoke marijuana
Fly Mexican airlines - to smoke marijuana
Fucked up - Your high on drugs and not a thing you can do about it.
Funk - Slang for marijuana.
Ganjah - Bob Marley marijuana term.
Get lifted - under the influence of drugs
Grass - Slang for marijuana hemp
Great American Smoke Out - sit down with a friend and smoke alot of weed.
Hashish / Hash - primarily resin from substandard Middle Eastern or Indian marijuana.
Happy cigarette - Marijuana cigarette.
Hash - marijuana
Hawaiian - very high-potency marijuana
Heater- The lit/red part of the joint
Hemp - Cannabis stalks and stems, especially those used to make rope, fabrics etc.
Herb - Jamaican term for marijuana with Biblical connotations; Rastafarian sacrament.
Hit - To take a drag of marijuana
Hookah - waterpipe with four long stems to accommodate four smokers at once
Homegrown - marijuana that is not do good.
Hooch - marijuana
Hooter - marijuana
Hydroponic / hydro - hydro phonically grown marijuana
Jamaican Shower- Turning on the shower and smoking marijuana in the steam
Joint / Jay - marijuana cigarette.
Killer - high grade marijuana
Kind - marijuana
Lid - 1 finger on a bag of marijuana approx. equal to a 1/4 oz
Lit up - under the influence of drugs
Little bowl of Buddha - 10 gram bowl of marijuana
Marijuana - A really cool plant
Mary Jane - marijuana slang
Maui Wauwie - marijuana from Hawaii
Monty Hall - a person always trying to talk down the price
Muggles - (1930's)slang for pot.
Nickel bag - $5 worth of drugs; heroin
Northern Lights - extremely high-grade marijuana
Norml - Organization for the rights of pot smokers.
Number - marijuana cigarette.
O.Z. - An ounce of pot.
Panama gold - good marijuana
Phillies Blunt - Cigar hollowed out and filled with marijuana.
Pinner - small joint of marijuana
Pot - marijuana
Pothead - someone who smokes pot
Pooched - Feeling lazy and tired after smoking.
Puff the dragon - smoke marijuana
Q.P. - quarter pound of marijuana
Ragweed - inferior-quality marijuana
Rainy day woman - marijuana
Rasta weed - marijuana
Reefer - marijuana
Roach - butt of marijuana cigarette
Roach clip - holds partially smoked marijuana cigarette
Sesh/Session - Going out to smoke
Sess - marijuana
Shot Gun - someone puts the blunt in their mouth backwards and blows the smoke into someone's mouth.
Sinsemilla - potent variety marijuana
Skunk - good marijuana
Smoke-out - under the influence of drugs
Spark it up - to smoke marijuana
Spliff - marijuana cigarette.
Stash - A place to hide drugs.
Stinky - pot
Stoned - under the influence of drugs
Stoner - someone who stays high on marijuana
Swag - poor quality marijuana
Swisher - cigar emptied and filled with marijuana.
Toking on a number - Smoking marijuana.
Tea Pad - in Harlem in the 30's and 40's, and after-hours club where pot was smoked
Tetrahydrocannabinol/THC - The psychoactive cannibinoid in marijuana that is responsible for the high.
Thai Stick - Thai variety of marijuana, usually wrapped around thin bamboo
Tighten someone's wig - (1940's)Provide marijuana
Toke up / Toke - smoke marijuana
Trees - marijuana
Tubes - waterpipes or bongs
Tweeds - marijuana
Up In Smoke - Cheech and Chong movie
Vaporizer - vaporizes marijuana into THC
Viper - (1930's)"sssssst" sound made by inhaling
Wacky Tobacky - marijuana
Zig-Zag - rolling papers

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• WEED
• HIGH
• STONED
• JOINT
• DRIVING
• COPS
• POLICE
• ROOF
• RACK
• BONG
• BLAZED
• BLUNT
• POT
• NUGS
• KUSH
• FORD
• FOCUS
• MARIJUANA
• STAND-UP
• DRIVER
• STONER
• FUNNY
• WASTED
• DRIVE
• RIDE
• LIGHT
• BURN
• BLUNTED
• ROLL
• COMEDY
• COMEDIAN
• STAGE
• ERIC
• SHANTZ

[tootiekorps]

what is the song played at the beginning of the video?

[ericshantz]

Root Down, Beasties

[CKY4KK]

you tend be more aware of the road when driving high because your so paranoid of getting pulled over.

[spursfan212121]

annoying ass laughs in the audience

[system123123]

love the comedy bro

[Komsan473]

Wow, your not funny kindly go killurself.

[nuggetsofgreen]

roof rack!. ROFL  ^_^

[nuggetsofgreen]

Every crown vic is the fuckin enemy! lol yea. lol.

[kornslave420]

sooo true

[withaspoon94]

@jdm142 what episode was that ?

[Shinn18]

when i'm high and driving, it feels like a game

[Birdhouse29]

damn just watching this makes me feel hi and i donnt even smoke

[shortmansrq]

ROOF RACKS OMFG. I completely know that feeling.

Hate those fucking things.

[GODhelpUSofA]

1/2 the young population smokes a few times a month. Most of the reckless drivers are young. This stat tells us nothing out of the ordinary considering Marijuana stays in your system for a while and that risk takers are probably willing to be more risky with laws and drug use in general.

Think of it this way. Out of one hundred cars on a highway 50% were going south. The other 50% were going north. There are only two directions they could be going. Do you find anything alarming?