Coffee Ditty

Brew me brew me double latte
Make it strong and make it hot
Take every espesso shot you got
Cuz more than a little is less than a lot

Get me iced Americano
Thats what I like best
I dont need a venti, grandes plenty
Be a dear and get me twenty

Champagne, just wont do it
Cocaine, I blow right through it
Sex or money might cause elation
But I get off on caffeination

Like it black and I like it strong
If my hands arent shakin theres something wrong
I don't know their genus
But the beans, they bring me such bliss
Im thinking of drinking them intravenous

Give me that hot stuff, mocha mud
I want to feel lightning through my blood
Love the buzz and I love the jolt
If coffee were a deity Id join the cult

How oh how can I construe
The things Id do for a nice hot brew
You might get burns in the 3rd degree
If you ever offer me tea.

'Cause I'd betray you for frape
Id cut your spleen out for caffeine
I'd Impale you on my stilleto, for a sip of some ristretto
Id confess to murder on your behalf, even for a little decaf

Id cheat and lie and beg and steal and probably kill you for espresso
Im not addicted, till I get convicted
Is this how you predicted the song to go?
No?
Oh.
So.
(Apropos.)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hannah
• friedman
• writinghannah
• coffee
• song

[meaganfeagan]

if i could favorite all of your videos, i would.

[KrimsonandClover]

lovely voice hannah!

[InnocenceExperience]

@meaganfeagan you can!

[JWeb4U]

This is amazing

[phatlip2]

@meaganfeagan Why can't you?

[MrTalkofNEWYORK]

you have a great voice! I LOVE COFFEE TOO!! lol

[hilarioller]

Love it!

[MisxEva]

wow

[D1DAble]

Hey Hannah,

If you ever made a cd or are going to make one in the future, please put this song on it and I'll buy it. I love all your songs and this is probably one of my favorites.

[Roxytheskoolgirl]

hannah i love you, but are you naked?

[ellonysman]

Never met anyone crazy for coffee more than this singer/songwriter...