The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Hell yeah he's the Motherfucking Princess [7/25/09]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?

Also, I found this lying in the description... "Not only a fulfillment to a blackmail, but Also a Memorial Music Video.

Miss. Ivy O'Niel died July, 2008 in suicide from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me. She was a honest, sweet woman.

May this video always be a commerative memorial for her always. And to Mr. O'Niel, I salute your bravery on the Police, although my Detective could not find you on any Precint records, and I offer my deepest condolences for your loss, as I feel it terribly myself.

I had to listen to my Meatheaded Father's Scooby-Doo Detective jargon, as well as the Real Detective's jazz.

Ivy, I'm sorry for believing my father's crackpot theory and letting it baffle me and my heart. Please forgive me, and rest in peace.

I will always have the place for you in my heart."

Category:

Music

Tags:

• chris-chan
• chris
• chan
• christian
• weston
• chandler
• cwc
• sonichu

[Kellox17]

God hates girl on girl, but God is totally okay with a young girl, marrying a homophobic racist bastard, who demands the woman to work while he does nothing but play video games with hermoney, She has to cook, bare his daughter and take care of him. While he becomes more fatter with his sloth. At the same time, drawing porn drawings of hedgehogs and threatens to kill people over the Internet. MAKES SENSE.

[FFS1NICO]

this video turns women gay- FACT.

[smile221]

Oh my god...."You can do so much better" *photo of normal looking dude is replaced by chris-chan*

He seriously thinks that single girls have a reason to like him

[splashdream15]

Looks like someone is forever alone

[DrMarilynFan]

@1:04 is dat sum Boxxy on the left I see?

[Killerthewolfdog]

@Smashsista16 .... don't Lesbians take the cute girls like straight men do? Isn't that why Chris doen't like other men? XD

[Killerthewolfdog]

@FFS1NICO That's... actually true... XD

[LOCUSTHATER666]

Behold the worst singer since Rebecca Black everyone...

[ToviaPicoru]

@Chareater I guess you're right. xD

[Chareater]

@ToviaPicoru I guess his shirts got too sweaty from standing up

[Chareater]

those bouncing man boobs...

[GoblinsnHobbits]

Stop singing to women, chris. We'd like to date them instead of have you make their vaginas sew themselves shut.