Go-Kart Race - 2009 04 10

Isaiah Simmosn v Monty Simmons ----------------------------------------

Isaiah Simmons is a motocross racer. We stayed at Raccoon Mountain after our latest MX race and guess what ? Yep, they had go-carts. Naturally we had to see who was the fastest . . . .

Raccoon Mountain Info - -- - - - www.raccoonmountain.com ---- We invite you to test your driving skills on the Chattanooga areas newest track. Our track is 630 +/- in length and features banked turns and a smooth concrete surface that is sure to test your driving and handling skills. We offer both single and twin seat officially licensed NASKarts powered by the quietest and most environmentally friendly engines in their class. Drivers must be 54 tall and shorter individuals may ride as a passenger in a twin seat kart. One ride last approximately four and one-half minutes. Enjoy your ride!

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• go-cart
• go-kart
• racing
• crash
• death
• mx

[MsCaver01]

First of all, this is not a "secrete testing facility" this is a tourist attraction called raccoon mountain go karts. The single karts have a 5 1/2 horsepower honda engine. And you two were in the slowest karts that they have to offer.  And for your information, the go kart tires are not bridgestone, they are formula k racing tires. And the gas is 87 octane much like you would find at the gas station. And the karts top speed is between 15-20 mph.

[montysimmons]

@MsCaver01

I see my strategy worked. I have always said the best place to hide something is in open view. Thus, best way to hide a secrete race cart test facility is to make it appear to be a tourist attraction. Looking at the video one would believe you were right as everything is designed to appear like a typical go cart tourist attraction. Riddle me this. Where are all the tourists?

[MsCaver01]

@montysimmons You two were the tourists!! I work at the go karts. And it's not hidden, it's on a campground

[montysimmons]

@MsCaver01

We wanted others to think we were simple tourists, including all the employees of the Kart Track (save a select few with a government security clearance). Nice to know our ruse worked perfectly. It is OK to release such information now as we have changed the location of our test facility to (cant tell you were exactly) South Carolina.

[MsCaver01]

@montysimmons

Well just to let you know. Any damages that occur due to customers who have viewed your video and are lead to believe the go karts are faster then they are, you will be held reliable. So I hope your lies are worth it!!

[montysimmons]

Nice try but it should be noted that I never said the go karts that are available to the general public at this once secrete test facility would be as fast as our test vehicles. In fact, I stated that everything would appear to be a simple tourist attraction (including the publically available karts). In fact, if I covered our tracks thoroughly, as I normally do, no one will be able to find any evidence that anything I put on YouTube is true. Indeed, you are proof that I do my job well.

[MsCaver01]

Hey montysimmons ur little answer to ur riddle is that I WORK THERE!!!!!

[montysimmons]

@tharrington11

The throttle limiter engages at about 125-130.

[montysimmons]

@331cubegt

Bridgestone does not make commercially available cart tires, yet. We were at a secrete test facility in Tennessee testing new tires and fuel.

I slowed the video down to double half speed (1/4 speed) as it is too scary at full speed and it is difficult to see some of the details.

[331cubegt]

Bridgestone don't even make go cart tires. Probably never even been 130 before make on a race car game.