Moel Famau, Feat. RJBJ

A tale of friendship, courage, and mankinds will to not explode.

In loving memory of Wilf Jones. No more favours.

~~Dialogue~~

Rich: The Lonely Fisherman, and the Vampire Dog.

Moel Famau, 1961.
Rhys: have you heard of the Lonely Fisherman?
Ed: Yeah, apparently he lives here.
Az: HE EATS BABIES BOTTOMS!
All: Argh! (Run away)
Rich: 20 seconds later...
Mike: Phew, that was close.
Josh: Hey- where's Pred?
John: OMG, we left him behind!
Pred: Here I am guys!
Owain: Look- a cloud!
(All turn to look at cloud)
Pred: O mam bach- ARGH-!
Rich: 4 and a half seconds later...
Rhys: I'll wait for Pred! (Lies down) ARGH
Rich: 10 seconds later...
Mike: I can't take this any longer!
Josh: Rhys!
Mike: Pred!
Owain: OMG! They've splattered everywhere!
Ed: Guys- wait- i'm having a pee!
Rhys: (Pee dripping from face) I am very happy.
Az: Omg, guys, I don't feel well...
Owain: Omg- he's going to explode!
John: Omg, he just spontaneously combusted!
Rich: These are his bloody remians... IN A TWO MILE RADIUS!
John: Omg I got his rib in my eye! ARGH
Owain: He just got a rib in his eye.
Rich: 5 minutes later, the final suvivor runs for his life.
Owain: OMG! The Lonely Fisherman who eats babies bottoms! *Slap*
Rich: mankind's last stand...
Rob: What about the camera man!?
Rich: OMG!
The vampire dog: And remember kids- don't do drugs.




~~The Cast~~

The Lonly Fisherman (who eats baby's bottoms): Himself
The Suicide Sisters: Mike & Josh
The guy who needed a pee: Ed
The guy who randomly exploded because we ran out of ideas: Arwyn
The guy who was sleeping: Pred
The pirate: Rhys
The guy who got his friend's rib in his eye: John
The Cole Train: Owain
The Vampire Dog: Jake
The other dog which had no significance to the story whatsoever: Meg

Camera work: Richard Rowlands
Directed by: Richard Rowlands
Produced by: Richard Rowlands
Screenplay: Richard Rowlands
Casting by: Richard Rowlands
Special Effects: Richard Rowlands
Music sung by: Richard Rowlands

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• the
• lonely
• moel
• famau
• halo
• glitches
• ronaldo
• misses
• penalty
• peanut
• butter
• jelly
• time

[DeAztec62]

On reflection this was rubbish. If it weren't for Jake it would be shit.

[RichRowlands]

Reflection? REFLECTION?

[RichRowlands]

Fear not, viewers, a sequel is rumoured. I have recently signed a contract with Walt Disney Studios and S4C, and they plan to keep the same cast, but with a new character, rumoured to be played by Johnny McDepp. i can confirm that the next film will be rated a 15, will have a budget of 6 packets of Snack a Jacks, and will be called Pocahauntas 3.

[JhPope1]

This is genious. I think that a sequel needs to be filmed.

[arwyne17]

I shall eat u all (OWAIN MORRIS), nice song, loved it

[DeAztec62]

omg this has had views from all over the world

[DeAztec62]

yes over 1000 views

[DeAztec62]

wat do u mean

[DeAztec62]

wow this is really funny

[RichRowlands]

my views don't count and i get an e-mail telling me everytime someone's commented, so i see what it is.