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Uploaded by on Jul 15, 2011

Once there was a child born ... his parents decided on a name. That name was Steve. But Steve is long dead ... destroyed by a storm of pretentious self indulgence and lack of common sense. The humble names of years past have been slaughtered. Exterminated in great numbers like cattle. Or Jews. The world is a different place now. A place where any child even remotely of colour is called 'Chaos Remix' and no child born to a celebrity is allowed to live it's life without bearing a verb for a name.

Death to 'Running Boy Pinecone', Long live 'Barry'

Want more frighteningly bad celeb baby names? Click the fucking link ...

http://www.babble.com/celebrity/celebrity-style/33-worst-celebrity-baby-names...

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  • I'd buy Layton Taylor Junior and make him my slave, and make him clip my thick yellow toe-nails and suck my 3 inch dick, Fuckin wanker he is.

  • @Dudedudemoney I'd use my teeth ...

  • 1:33 sir junior is it because that's where poo comes from?

  • @moosestashe ... and that.

  • @LaytonTaylorJunior and? (im intrigued)

  • @moosestashe ... and that it's because where poo comes from ... nasty.

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  • thumbs up if ur the 303rd viewer! Wtf ...

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  • apparently if there was a twin it was gonna be called quarter to eight.....

  • You're mad as fuck!! I like..

  • Lol @ the 'cumstain' tag, oh yeah and the video too

  • hahahaahahah "cup and string." i hope you show up in a guy ritchie film in the future.

  • @Dudedudemoney

    Wtf?

  • 2:44 pause... yeahh.. hes stoned.

  • i'd be your sex slave, i would PAY to be your sex slave and PAY you to fuck my brains out every night you sexy piece of manhood. literally, you're gorgeous

  • id buy a ticket to that dumb hole birmingham that faggot lives in and id lurk in the shadows of his room til he fell asleep. Then id stick my cock in his nostril and take a fat slash! If i got caught by the old bill id use the rest of the cash to bail myself out then do it all over again except this time id shat in his eardrum

  • I'd buy you. 

  • 'Cup and stringggggg,'

    Quality :)

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