The groomsman song

My groomsmen wrote this for my wedding.
Lyrics:

We thought Danny was smart
Until he came to us one day
Told us he was in love
We knew he'd gone astray
Girls can be quite clever
When they pounce for the heart
Throw on perfume and makeup
Just to start

So let's give him a ball
Let's give him a chain
Let's give him a wedding
Throw his life down the drain
If you asked us we'd say he's insane
We would rather be hit by a train

We can't say that we blame him
Kayli seems kind of nice
Maybe we'll accept her
If we can have some cake
Please just a slice!
And while we watch you two giggle
Our eyes will be on the groom
Our bodies will uncomfortably wiggle
As he seals his own doom

(Chorus)
So let's give him a ball
Let's give him a chain
Let's give him a wedding
Throw his life down the drain
Start a journey
Meant for just two
Promise of love
Sealed with "I Do"

Girls like flowers and pretty stuff
Danny like prog and machines
Better get used to the fluff
Life will be more feminine than it seems

So let's give him a ball
Let's give him a chain
Let's give him a wedding
Throw his life down the drain
If you asked us we'd say he's insane
We would rather be hit by a train




It's time to say ado
The next chapter has started
We give the wedding a four-star review
Let's stop this singing
And let these lovers elope
Our poor friend Danny
has no hope

So let's give him a ball
Let's give him a chain
Let's give him a wedding
Throw his life down the drain
Start a journey
Meant for just two
Promise of love
Sealed with "I Do"

Category:

Music

Tags:

• wedding
• song
• music
• accoustic
• groomsmen
• funny
• Erik
• Thomas

[TygerBlueEyes]

I just wondered across this... that was way cool! Nice job guys!

[Skywalker765]

Like. a lot

[Madmartigan1]

You guys, that was really great. Danny, I'm sure that will be a very memorable part of your wedding. Thanks for posting the lyrics.