Facebook Song (Facebook Instructions Manual)

Facebook Instructions Manual Song presented by Max from NUTHATCH-47.
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Lyrics:
My head has a face,
And I don't read books.
So where should I go?
You damn right - to FACEBOOK.

Got an email, and a password,
A name, sex and age:
All the things that I need
To set up a "Facebook" page.

Choose a profile picture,
I'm not facially impaired,
To get rid of silhouette
Of a dude with pointy hair.

Set my "likes" and "dislikes",
My relationship status,
Now I'm ready to test-drive
This "online-friendship-apparatus".

Chorus.
"Facebook"
I've got no privacy at all,
My life is what you see
On my profile wall.

Sign in or Log in,
And now I realize
That someone's online presence
Needs to be FACEialized.

It's time to be-friend,
Some digital friends,
So I can check out their pictures
And leave some comments.

But before I proceed
I have to decide
What to share with the world
About "What's on my mind".

Since the things on my mind
Are mostly sex-related,
It's hard to think of something,
That's semi-G-rated.

Chorus.

I've taken 25 quizes,
Joined Groups and Events,
I'm social as sh*&t -
My involvement has no end.

If you want everyone to know
What you do and where you're going -
Sign up, it's free,
And everyone can join.

Chorus.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• instructions
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• nuthatch
• 47
• max
• funny
• rap
• comedy
• music

[tazdpwns]

Ah, you're well talented guys.

Lyrics on most songs are well thought, and funny (y)

[maxnuthatch47]

Thanks man!!

[HCxDav3man]

i love this song soo much. if you guys need help with anything just hit me up!

[maxnuthatch47]

Thanks man! Keep in touch!

[baileybronfg]

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[gerherbel]

nice song :)

[Emmadapup]

My sis knows you guys!!!!

[iloverugby3]

well done actulley realy good i faved