Message to Fallofautumndistro

Alan's channel:
http://www.youtube.com/fallofautumndistro
His twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/alandistro
My twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/hayleyghoover

Alan Lastufka
You think you're hot stuff 'cause
You think Harry Potter's not cool
Well, I'm not a musician
But I'm on a mission
To rhyme to say you're being a tool

The thing is, Harry's barely
A book about magic; it's a book about people
Yeah, it's not about fairies, it's scary
How much you'll laugh and how much you'll weep, you'll

Be dying to know what happens
Even though you're already spoiled
I think you'll really relate
To, at least, Crabbe and Goyle
You're not too old to love it
You're just too old to throw such hissy fits
So stop being a jerk
You're acting like a pretentious bitch

Do you seriously think that
All your smart friends can't
Distinguish between good and bad books?
There's a genre of music
And I just might lose it
If you keep giving dirty looks

It's far from overrated
You'll find yourself rereading a thousand times
The plotlines are complicated
It's not about six-packs or sparkly hot guys

Soon you'll be joining fan sites
And saving up money for conventions
Do you think we would, in vain
Give a childrens book this much attention?
You're not too awesome to love it
And you're just too cool to throw such hissy fits
So stop being a jerk
And stop being a pretentious bitch

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[billgrip]

Why are you wasting your time on youtube?  I say it's time for you to cut your first hip-hop album.

[childoftheking568]

Alan. Hasn't Read. Harry Potter? Woah. That needs to be fixed. Like, NOW.

[Waterboy57Official]

at 0:10, I also have that book :D

[TripTrapGirl]

I honestly want to know if he read it....

[TalmageMacGoulagher]

@JSyzer Then don't freaking watch her videos. Don't be a hater.

[JSyzer]

ugh you are annoying

[ThistleFrost]

I was much more of a HP fan when I was younger, but now that I watch all you awesome people on Youtube I've been reminded of how amazing the books really are. I'm literally going to get an HP book from the shelf a couple feet above my head and start reading... Right now. :)

[shaylaluna]

Alan did begin reading Harry Potter but hasn't even read the first book. He hasn't made any noticible effort since JAN 25!!!!! I say he loses the challenge, or he'd better get reading.

[Cheldoskop]

Haha love it! Alan should deffnately read Harry Potter! I was inspired to read Harry Potter by you and the other five awesome girls and am loving it!

[Keevin80021]

I read the first page of HP1 that was when it first came out

[Chermaineisawesome]

My jaw literally dropped when I heard that he had not yet read Harry Potter. Everyone needs to read Harry Potter. Everyone.