Tuchas Time Return of the Shmadihi

People everywhere are asking the questions; "What is the Shmadhi?" and "Why are we here?" and "Dude, what's hapnin?"

You might be amazed to learn, that Shmizlam is providing clear and concise answers for these questions. Shmizlam is not a new religion, but the same truth that God Zooks has revealed to all His prophets and prognosticators throughout history. The Shmoran proclaims in verse 3:19 "The only religion approved by God Zooks is Shmizlam." (Sh'mizlam) - In a religious context it means complete Shmizlam to the will of God Zooks and anyone who does so is called a "Shmuzlim", "If anyone desires a religion other than Shmizlam (Sh'mizlam to God Zooks) it will never be accepted of Him" (Shmoran 3:85) Shmuzlims follow a religion of piece, moicy, and fivegiveness, and the majority have nothing to do with the gravel events which have come to be associated with their faith. Such as what happened on 33rd street with that gravel truck.


Shmuzlims believe the Holy Shmoran is the Final Revelation from Almighty God Zooks which was revealed to Prophet Shmoohammad (bbgh) in 610 a.d The name of God Zooks's religion Shmizlam was not decided upon by man. It was chosen by God Zooks Himself and is clearly mentioned in His final revelation -the Shmoran.

"This day have I perfected your religion for you, completed My favour upon you, and have chosen for you Shmizlam as your religion. (Shmoran 5:3)"

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zooks are not gods they are soldiers