Metazoa Ludens

Computer Games for Hamsters and Humans

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Computer
• games
• Hamsters

[etherraichu]

Cracked.

You people are insane. Keep it up.

[zmeier01]

That machine looks both incredibly expensive but also like it's cheaply made. What a piece of shit.

[ross817]

Anyone else want to see an unedited gameplay session? I think it would be cool to see how the hamsters and humans interact in real time.

[SupaL33tKillar]

anyone noticed how cute the hamster is?

[ArtypNk]

I have more "good" ideas for these people: mugs made of water soluble poison, water cooled hair drier, fully stained glass mirrors, potassium drinking straws, plutonium lined drinking water pipes.

[LiberatorXIII]

If I ever get the opportunity to make a game at a place like this in the future, I will base it on this. The player is in a VR world, populated by the giant hamster and obstacles. They have to actually run away from it instead of using a mouse and keyboard. They also have to provide their own hamster, to avoid the hamster farm issue. It'll be like the games of old - there is no way to win, only survive against increasing odds - tiredness and a slowly-increasingly-sized hamster! Thoughts, anyone?

[TroyBlackford]

@zmeier01 The world would be a better place if everybody who thinks they are so great actually did something as good as they bragged instead of put someone else down.

[PhenomenonX]

Um... ‽

[chronius9]

Strange, but this game have the best enemy A.I. ever.

[JohanKH]

Retarded of they start up like farms with hamsters to play with over the Internet or something, I hope it stays as just an experiment to see if it would work or not.