YouTube Poop: The TV Series (Season 1 - Pilot Episode)

This is the pilot episode of my new YouTube Poop TV Show, it showcases what the series will be like, but does not represent the actual plotline of the series.

Oh yeah this is the first poop where I use the "Phoneme Splicing" technique, I use it to make Ganon say: "YOU DARE SWEAR!? YOU MUST DIE!!!!" when Link says: "F**k you Ganon!".

And yes, I heartlessly stole somewhat famous things from other poops, I DON'T FREAKING CARE, yes I'm a dirty godless thief who kills puppies at night.

Honestly, if anyone does whinge about me stealing MINOR SOUND CLIPS and A LOONEY TUNES POOP STYLE INTRO from another Australian pooper of no importance, then this is for them: ALL USER-MADE CONTENT IS OWNED BY YOUTUBE, AND NOT COPYRIGHTED BY THOSE THAT MADE THE CONTENT, SO I'M ALLOWED TO "BORROW" THINGS FROM OTHER POOPS, NOW PLEASE SHUT UP.

Anyway...now that I've got all the disclaimer crap done with, time to describe the poop...

It sure is boring around Hyrule, and Link is so bored, he wants some action. Because Zelda never wanted to give Link a kiss, Link is extremely desperate and decides to turn gay/bi and have sex with Morshu.

However, The King does not like this one bit. You see, back in the time period this poop was set in, gay people were treated as freaks of nature, so The King wants Link to die.

Princess Zelda then tries to convince her father not to kill Link, but he simply says: "ENOUGH, LINK IS GAY, LINK MUST DIE!"

Zelda, knowing her love is going to die, remembers all the good times she had with Link, including a threesome with Gwonam.

While Zelda is pre-mourning her love Link, Gwonam tells the prophecy that only Ganon can defeat GAY Link.

Ganon, who is eager for an adventure, accepts this quest and sets off to kill Link.

Ganon tracks down Link, who promises to make Ganon's face gay if he joins his cause, Ganon refuses, saying that Link must die. Link replies with: "F**k you Ganon", and Ganon, horrified of Link's swearing; comes to the conclusion that Link must DIE.


Music used:
Looney Tunes theme
Tomboy - It's Ok To Be Gay
Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People

Resources used:
'YTP Looney Tunes Opening' made by JacksonJunior101
'Naked Morshu' made by MetallicTuneFilms

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• YouTube
• Poop
• YTB
• Link
• Faces
• Of
• Evil
• Zelda
• Wand
• Gamelon
• Ganon
• Ganon's
• Big
• Adventure
• how
• about
• kiss
• fuck
• for
• luck
• desperate
• gay
• sex
• with
• Morshu
• bomb
• merchant
• guy
• shopkeep
• you
• want
• it
• it's
• yours
• my
• friend
• as
• long
• have
• enough
• cum
• must
• die
• DIE
• join
• me
• The
• King
• dare
• swear
• reversal
• only
• can
• defeat
• GAY
• Epic
• Duel
• Gwonam
• threesome
• PINGAS
• Pingas
• tell
• prophecy
• MAH
• BOI
• Mah
• Boi
• PaladinCecil4th
• EvilCecil4th
• WalrusGuy
• Empire
• Sun
• We
• Are
• People
• Soap
• Opera
• Looney
• Tunes
• theme
• song
• Phoneme
• Splicing

[DullPlae]

That was entertaining.

are they any plans to continue the series?

[PaladinCecil4th]

@DullPlae yeah, there were plans. But since nobody bothered voting for what happened in episode 2 I kinda forgot about the series. Maybe I'll start working again from episode 2 once I've got all these other videos I need to do done

[forestwanderer]

could've done without the overly long songs.

[PaladinCecil4th]

2 forestwanderer yeah lol

[Ocrilio]

lol

This be funny. "I'll grab my dong!"

[megzx96]

lol! ur funny! best poop i have seen form yooh yet XD

Ocrillo? whoa!

[Godblessamerica2012]

@ 1:57 Is Where You Can Skip The Sex Scene. It Was Boring

[PaladinCecil4th]

@Keepinitcore you mean "stolen", heheheheh...

[harrharr131]

srry but i didnt like this cuz all it was is repeating the same thing over and over again

[PaladinCecil4th]

ROFL you're right it totally sounds like that

[Fyuzseion]

@PaladinCecil4th Nude-eating...

[PaladinCecil4th]

2 Mistertbones yeah Microsoft Anna must have a speech impairment or something XD