Joint Crisp ness

By Alan M Reznik, MD, MBA 2009
(Sung to the tune of White Christmas)
Sung by WHAT'S ON TAP
I'm dreaming of a Joint Crisp-ness
Just like the one I used to know.
Where the cartilage glistens
And we all listen
To hear footprints in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a joint smoothness
At every sports game I do play.
With goals I'm scorin'
The fans are roarin'
Then the referee's whist—le blows.

I'm reeling from a joint stiffness
Now that I have twisted my knee.
With meniscus smitten
And Doctor's written
For the quick scope fixin' we all know.

I'm recouping from my injury
Now that I had knee surgery.
With cartilage repair
And doctor's good care
From recovery ready to go.

I'm dreaming of a Joint-Crisp-ness
With every running move I make.
May your days be merry
And Bri—ght
And may all your Joint-Crispnesses be right.

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Science & Technology

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• Crisp
• ness
• orthopedic
• humor
• Broken
• bones
• joint
• replacements
• fractures
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• Reznik