God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
Mine is best: Connor: -person with large penis: -The complete and udder essence of awesome Whenever something awesome happens to you it is because connor makes it so Connor cannot be killed in battle, he can only fall asleep at random times Huge Dick,PUSSY ONLY! He is the human form of Chuck Norris Connor is so awesome that he can melt his enemies into rock.... exactly "That text was lame,i wish we had a connor" "Connor gets me hard" "Connor was raised by wolves"
Etienne- One of the best ever people to have ever walked the planet. A true and utter sex God, a genius, handsome, and also the nicest person in the world. Like if Jesus was put in a blender, lego, condoms and love were added, you freeze the result into an Etienne mold. And thats how you get a quarter of the glory of Etienne.
My name is "usually a kid from Georgia, probably Hogansville, dips skoal but argues that grizzly is better, slaps girls in the face and loves beer."
WTF
Salagorian 12 hours ago
I'm taking a shit right now hahahahahaha
TNTIV 1 week ago
Helen
"a girl who is awesome in all her ways. she is fly and skilled beyond belief. everyone else is jealous of her good looks."
"A superhuman hero of sorts whose power will increase to include that of time travel after building herself a TARDIS."
fashion5632 3 weeks ago
fucking annoying accent
TheLoobyLobster 1 month ago
don't spoil front the cam douchbag
itachi5ever 1 month ago
Darragh
A person who is hung like a horse, usually very cool and knows their way around the bedroom
Excelerationz 2 months ago
adrian 1978 up, 610 down
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
Can anybody beat that
Antisiplify 3 months ago
Mine is just piss take =.= i dont even have to say my name for this description...
"A person you cannot say anything bad about or you get blown up. You also cannot draw him or you get blown up also." but there was a cool one also :P
The freshest mofo that ever lived. He spread Islam.
John: Whaddup Mohammed! What are you up to?
Mohammed: Not much, just spreading Islam.
John: Cool.
crazyassassinkill 3 months ago
reytr0 3 months ago
Fuck yeah! :D
#3. Etienne
Etienne- One of the best ever people to have ever walked the planet. A true and utter sex God, a genius, handsome, and also the nicest person in the world. Like if Jesus was put in a blender, lego, condoms and love were added, you freeze the result into an Etienne mold. And thats how you get a quarter of the glory of Etienne.
Girl 1- I had sex with a true Etienne last night
Girl 2- Lucky bitch...
SpadeInfamous 3 months ago