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Uploaded by on Jul 26, 2010

I just love mountain goat meat. Yum-yum.

Lyrics:
"Tie every mountain goat you can find
Drive it down a highway, eat when you get home
Tie every mountain goat that you see
Swallow every fibre, till you burst at the seams

A seam is the part of your pants that will stretch
But only for a while, that is when it will burst!

Tie every mountain goat you can brand
Guide a smoldering iron pole with your hands

You dream counting sheep, well this'll be another way
For you to sleep at ease, just eat what I say!

Tie every mountain goat you can find
Swallow every fibre, till you crap it out."

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