Monkeys hi on coke - gay monkey sex

On Elephanta island, the perils of the 'free market' are quickly making their hideous presence known...the monkeys used to be very docile on this island. In fact, it was a population of monkeys renowned the world over for their family values, and their ability to get by on the nutrition provided for them by the island.

Recently however, their entire world has been turned upside down, in a disastrous turn of events, the monkeys have now begun to lust for Coca Cola (R) and Coca Cola (C) related products...As this video clearly shows, the monkeys go into a wild Coke driven frenzy, the lose their natural taste for family, the republican party, George Bush and Ronald Reagan platitudes and instead want nothing more than more coke and gay monkey sex.

Please write to your local congressman to put an end to this fiendish corporation's ploy to rid the animal kingdom of solid family values. These monkeys will become gay terrorists before we know it, demanding equal rights and hijacking airliners! Stop it now, while we can still control the situation. God bless America and our Family Values.

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• gay monkey sex
• george bush
• ronald reagan
• coca cola
• freedom

[doobiesmoke15]

must be Chim-Pansy! get it?

[DackIsBack]

Oh man... The description is HILARIOUS!! LOL!!