Live Free or I'm So Sorry

This time we take a look at the Comfort Wipe. The stick used to wipe your ass with.

Damn SamtheGreek for showing me this

#75 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy

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Comedy

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[Megami33]

Think I might have to do another commercial XDD

[NathanGraves989]

Oh god, please do it! XD

[bestevez1]

it allows you to maintain your dignity...while you shove a stick up your ass...

[UberRice]

Or you could wash your hands after wiping?

[Suisei15]

Why is the items that you get with the actual product making more sense than the one they are trying to sell?!

Screw being human. I'm a f*cking alien!

[Ameute]

what? WHAT? I... I'm going to go lay down and drown myself in my tears.

[Shippuuden44]

.....just who in the hell comes up with this stuff?

[Xer0sama]

Actually, this isn't an original idea. Before toilet paper they used a sponge on a stick.

This is where the phrase "short end of the stick" came from.

Don't ask me how I know this.

[dataridden]

I can't even finish this...the world is so fucked.

[MILFORS98675309]

You know, I've lost a lot of range of motion on my left arm after several dislocation. Know what I do about it? Use my right arm!

[draconthetwinblade]

wow....just.....*face desk*

I think I'll keep phallic shaped hard plastic objects away from my ass...thanks.

[Shamanstick]

To think, people are shoving me in their ass to wipe.

One thing irks me. If you can't scrunch, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO HOLD ON TO THE DAMN STICK?!

[fallengaara88]

my god... next time you see this will be in a yaoi fanfic XD