matt damon mark wahlberg same guy

i was having trouble differentiating them.. so i googled for some pictures to really know their difference.. so if anyone can confirm this thing please

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DAMON AND WAHLBERG ARE REALLY ONE GUY

(WHOLLYWEIRD, CA) - Hollywood sources revealed today that Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg are the same person. The secret was discovered when at an industry awards banquet Mark Wahlberg was introduced by the master of ceremonies as "the star of Saving Private Ryan and The Bourne Identity" and no one noticed until a drunk Ben Affleck blurted out the truth to the crowd, saying "He lives two lives but he doesn't have a babe like Jennifer Lopez in either one of them!" Matt-Mark later held a press conference and said his real name was Norman Mailer-Daemon. Wahlberg was actually the ancient family home of the Mailer-Daemons, where the main industry was the German post office. "Our family started the guild that ran the Dead Letter Office," said Matt-Mark. He adopted the double identity to have a way of making quick cash on lower grade movie roles like "Rock Star" without hurting the bankability of his main identity. In late breaking news it was reported today that Jennifer Lopez accidently went on a Tahiti vacation with Edward Burns after confusing the actor with Ben Affleck. Once she discovered her mistake, she immediately returned the item and had it replaced with the proper one. [By Hedda Hophead, 13 O'Clock Clone Patrol]

http://www.cosmik.com/aa-may03/news94.html

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[sonicedhoedown1]

IM A PEACOCK YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY!

[LordNago]

why would you go to the trouble of making a youtube video for this whole thing when the question is answered in seconds if you use google or wikipedia or imdb?

[OmfgSoBored]

@ripcalwill

differentiating is an english word.

[Akiithebest]

Cocksuckaaaaa 

[kakacarmenheath]

too much description, i dont even want to read that. but i agree mar and matt are lookalike sometime. when they were young, they looked the same!!!! and i love them both!!!

[ripcalwill]

Trouble "differentiating" them? Where did you learn English? and you can't tell them apart? Where are you from? Outsourced form where?

[amberheard24]

they were both gonna play drake in the uncharted movie at one time..