Giant Tortoise Coitus

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In which John Green discusses the mating habits and sexual reproduction of giant tortoises.

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• vlogbrothers
• nerdfighters
• tortoise
• mating
• tortoises
• turtles
• animal mating
• tortoise sex
• unforgettable
• sounds

[Mac4Life42]

"The male tortoise bobs his head like crazy in an attempt to look, I don't know, TURTLE SEXY!"

[ThingMaBobJimmy]

god, my Youtube history is looking so bad right now....

[purpleprincess911]

TURN ON THE CAPTIONS, PEOPLE!

[swimmersinger12]

OMG make a t shirt called..dun..dun..dun..dun....­..... "TURTLE SEXY!" with a turtle on it doing a head bob

[NERDSareTHEfuture]

if this was named giant tortoise sex it would be like their giraffe videos with giant squids of anger all aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[rodpowder]

BRING BACK THE GIANT SQUID OF ANGER SHIRT...please. :)

[cocaotheobromida]

Having someone look at your chest and being reminded not to forget to be awesome is not exactly a good thing if you are a girl.

[ginarocks75]

There's an ad telling me to order live tortoises online.. Not gonna do that...

And I'm surprised that there isn't more views on this video. You'd think the thumbnail would lure in the freaky people of YouTube. I guess people only care about giraffe love, and not tortoise love. Poor tortoises..

[multatula]

turtle me on :P

[SkyandEifer1986]

I said this about Toby Turner, but forgive me for my poor judgement. John should be the next Doctor after Eleven.

[sgtfwoods]

My friend lives next to a lady who has about 10 tortoises and there is one time of the year I do not like going over to his house, because all you hear is tortoises having sex.

[BustedMusicCMJ]

1888840 people have watched a 4 minute video about turtle sex. Only the vlogbrothers could pull this off!! DFTBA!!!!!