Mass Effect 2 - Garrus Romance and Buildup
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@OnceUponACake and the fan girls go wild. :D
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True, but he cunningly evades using any graphic terminology about the specifics except that he does tell you not to *ahem* ingest. He also sends the vids but damn, Garrus doesn't even watch them! =D
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...So turned on by Garrus.
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@OnceUponACake We all think Garrus is sexy...
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@Syraniss LOL he does if you pursue a relationship with garrus!
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I just...I've seen so many things go wrong Shepard. My work at C-Sec, what happened with Sidonis. I want something to go right. Just once. Just.....
....let me finish these calibrations.
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I would hope that as a doctor Mordin would at least warn you if turian sex was really violent or they had spikes on their junk or something... Or maybe he wouldn't, just for the lols.
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Please let them do a spoof Dos Equis ad with Garrus. "Im not always busy, but when I am I do calibrations"
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I'll never look at Garrus the same again...
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"you know me i always like to savor the last shot before popping the hit sink"
good...now i can't get your turian penis out of my head...thanks garrus
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I bet he's just like what really the fuck just happened
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Every fan girl knows they'd probably tap that
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I love Garrus! Only I couldn't bear to put my femshep with him because I can't imagine sex with a turian to be pleasant lol
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You would think that Garrus would have taken off the visor...
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I'm a straight human male but...I'd tap that.
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"savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
You're damn right that metaphor went somewhere horrible, Garrus;
Horribly Hilarious.
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god i'm so used to seeing garrus with his armor
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@GreenInvaders He was probably in the middle of some calibrations.
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Garrus is the only man i trust with FemShep.
i mean it's GARRUS
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Lol, Garrus has sooooo many awkward moments. Still, he's one of the best characters in Mass Effect.
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Why the hell is it whenever female Shepard smiles in the video, she looks like a complete retard.
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@OnceUponACake He's the best guy in your team I think :D
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Then Tali walks in and asks for a copy of the music.
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@csithiphong Seriously... half the time it looks like she's got gas or menstrual cramps.
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what? you didn't have enough time before she asked you? come on garrus you never talk to shepard
I may be a weirdo. Or I definitly AM a weirdo but... Hell... I think Garrus is damn sexy
OnceUponACake 1 month ago 106
"GARRUS I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD."
"Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
WoahIsMe 2 weeks ago 40