Green Velvet - Answering Machine ( I Don't Need This Shit!)

Monday 3pm

Hi Velvet, this is Taniqua. I hate to do this over the phone, but I sorta can't do it in person. I wanna say thank you for the engagement ring. I know you probably gave it to me after I told you Im pregnant and stuff. And weve been going together for such a long time butthe babys not yours so you dont have to worry about it. Ill always love you.

I don't need this shit!

Tuesday 8 am

Hello Mr Velvet. This is your landlord calling. Im calling to notify you that your being evicted from your apartment due to the excessive noise coming from your place and also the naked girl that was running down your hall last week doesnt help.
Soermwe need you to be out of there by Monday of next week. And please dont make any noise until then. Have a nice day.

I don't need this shit!

Wednesday 6 pm

Hi man name is Bob, Im calling from the Psychic Friends Network. Im calling to give you your horoscope for today.and it looks bad. As a matter of fact your life looks baaad. I say, stay in the house today, tomorrow and forevaa. Because your chart shows that your life is ovaa..

I don't need this shit!

Thursday 10 am

Hi Velvet, this is LaShaan. I know youre surprised to be hearing from me but I got your number from your mum. She told me that you wouldnt mind so Im calling youand Im going to keep calling. And Im going to be calling you today, tomorrow and the next dayDo you have a problem with that? I know you love me.(uncontrollable laughs).

I don't need this shit!

Friday 9 pm

Yo Velvet, whats up? this is your boy TyroneIm over here getting high with your girl Taniqua and shit.and she told me all the shit that happened. Man, between me you, I could have told you she was no good because she let me hit that shit once too before, you knowyou knowbut errhold on a second..( puff, puff give motherfucker... puff, puff give ) yeah shes fucking up the rotation..but err.Oh yeah man, I had this dope party at your crib last week it was the boooooomb.

Fuck this shit!

Saturday

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Category:

Music

Tags:

• Green
• Velvet
• Don
• Need
• This
• Shit
• Answering
• Machine

[crimson6858]

Great live P.A. track in 1998!! New Orleans + Chicago house = awesome!!!

[cheikhndyai]

this is the x-press 2 version, btw.

[dembabosal]

this reminded me that i have their set from innercity that was recorded ages ago and i'm going to listen to it beucase i need that shit

[Mixonpl]

5:17

[MrsColouraddict]

Do you have the original mix too? I´m searching for it since years! (since I can´t play tapes anymore)