The 3-minute Nutcracker (Joffrey Ballet version)

A puppeteering masterpiece...A Ballet Classic...Together for the first time! A brilliant spoof of the Joffrey Ballet's Epic production, complete with special effects! Hot dog!
Clara.............Herself
Drosselmeyer......A Hamburger with an Eyepatch
Fritz.............Has a Face on Both Sides
The Nutcracker....Sully
Sugarplum Fairy...Mike Waszowski
Corps de Ballet...Cats & Dogs
Puppeteers.......Soupcan & Nick
Puppets by Kim
Snow by Seth

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Joffrey
• ballet
• nutcracker
• dance
• puppets
• dog
• amazing
• cool
• stupid
• hilarious
• christmas
• humor
• spoof
• parody
• short
• film
• Arpino
• Gerald

[meyerkar000]

Why do you know so much about the Nutcracker?

[ngibson5]

@meyerkar000 Ze question eez not WHY I know so much, but HOW.

Eet eez from years of ze torture, ze pathos, ze tedious boredom of ze annual trainwreck, from the title of zis leetle feelm.

[meyerkar000]

You got all the music right! You even know that chinese is tea! I didn't even know that! (untill this year)

[ngibson5]

@meyerkar000 you'd be amazed at what I know about the 'Cracker. once known, it cannot be un-known...

[xxdarkspartanxx11]

lol funny but stupid

[ngibson5]

@xxdarkspartanxx11 Don't you mean the other way around?

[weeze3]

this is amazing. "are we in the land of sweets yet?" "sure! why not?!" brilliant. the commentary to tell this story is just made of awesome. well done ;p

:3

[AndyMcDandy]

A nutcracker... for your nutcracking pleasureeeee!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[linklover9090]

I have poweeerzzzzzz.... xD

[mlhedengren]

Tea from China...or Arizona.

[ngibson5]

@000lynk000 I don't blame you for being mad... I think all shows should look like this too!

[000lynk000]

ROFL at first i was mad i wanted to hear the song but then i just couldnt stop watching, this is how all shows should look like