Brendan Shanahan's video message to NHL players

Link to the original video: http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2011/10/brendan-shanahans-video-message-to-nhl.h...

Created by: Bloge Salming and Down Goes Brown

Bloge Salming youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/blogesalming

The lyrics
You're about to witness hockey in it's most purest,
Most safest form, most securest
One man courtroom: Lawyer, judge, jurist.
Straight from the old school, the rulebook is back.

Looks like Bettman got a new Colie,
Oh God, the Flyers got a real goalie,
Everything's changing, we're fixing problems
No more complaining, I'm here to solve the...

Headshots and elbows, spears, fists, goons
enforcers, (ring ring), Shanny on line two
I'm dropping the gloves on you, play time's done
Hockey's in a full state of 911, so...

So let's cut through the tension
I'm about to start handing out the suspensions
Cause the games being ruined
By the thugs and the goons
They've got to go
And I'm here to end them.

So let's cut through the tension
I'm about to start handing out the suspensions
So expect to do time
If you hit from behind
Like certain Flyers
I could probably mention

Quick gotta move fast, gotta create video,
Saw another cheap hit, so better head for my studio.
Look at all the crap that goes on for no reason,
I suspended half the league and it was only pre-season,

So head to the bench while I get the tape queued.
If it's an in-person hearing then you know that you're screwed.
You put him down for the count? Expect a large amount.
And you can find out all the details on my twitter account

And I don't even care if Don Cherry complains
And trashes Grimson and Nilan and screw up their names
He's making it all up, there's no such thing,
Like a Canuck who won't dive and owns a ring

So be on high alert, 'cause if someone gets hurt.
You'll disappear faster than Ron Maclean's shirt
When the sentence comes down you're heading straight for the slammer.
Welcome to the era of the Shana-Ban Hammer.

So let's cut through the tension
I'm about to start handing out the suspensions
Cause if you hit a guy wrong
I'll sit you down for so long
That by the end
You'll be collecting a pension

So let's cut through the tension
I'm about to start handing out the suspensions
And I don't wanna name names
But I've got 40 games
Ready to go
For someone on the Penguins

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[MrBludream]

That was pretty funny!

GO WINGS!!

[michaelnumber1wwe]

Epic xD

[PHILLYPHAN5118109]

@mphurwitz Are you serious? If you're going to bust on the Flyers on our stanley cup drought at least getit right. It was1975 not 1976 you terdslinger!

[TheShanahand]

@mphurwitz dude, calm down. I hate the Rangers, but I at least recognize you have a good team

[mphurwitz]

@TheShanahand Fuck the Flyers, I hope you were alive in 76 because that's the last Cup Philthy will ever see. And you have Mr. Universe, so stfu. Pft, the Flyers suck. Go Rangers!!!

[TheShanahand]

What's sad is we (the Flyers) don't have a real goalie

[swd9990]

oh god the flyers got a goalie- i'm dieing laughing

[hanmerboys]

god i hate Shanahan

[DevilsFreak17]

there's no such thing as a canuck who won't dive

HAHAHAHAHAH

[midmashie]

Awesome! I love it!! I'm a pens fan, the Cooke bit too funny!!!