Whimsical Bigotry Halloween Factory

Lyrics...

Come one and come all down to exit thirteen
to the greatest selection there ever has been
for oodles of magic and mounds of obscenity
Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween factory

We have Homophobe fairies as sure as youre born
White power vampires and chauvinist unicorns
But if only a genocide dragon will do you
Were stocked in all sizes from tutsi to hutu
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You Jew-hating patrons are in for a treat
Our magical gas chambers just cant be beat
Weve got Nazi Genies, and we dont like to boast
But also some Scoobydoo brownshirts, invisible skinheads, and even Eugene the
Eugenicist ghost

Women. Who who needs em, theyre simply detestable
All of our mermaids come fully molestable
if youre hitched- to your bitch- then you still should come-in
You can see superman and subpar woman

We all hate the Russians and Loath the Chinese
But give us a bigotrous challenge here please
Our IRA leprechauns come with gold guns
Its halfprice on time-traveling shape-shifting wife-beating xenophobe warewolves who
like to kick nuns
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Hate darkies, love Disney, we feel that way too
Try our terrific islamophobe Tigger
KKK Eyore and Uncle Tom Poo
Well have you fixed up before you can say. Boo

Come down and visit us, exit 13.
For the greatest selection that youve ever seen
For afficianados of offensive fantasys
Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween factory.

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• hannah
• friedman
• writinghannah
• halloween
• bigotry
• whimsical
• magic
• factory

[curzmg]

What on earth is that instrument? xXx

[WritingHannah]

Well Curzmg, that'd be a melodica on top of a miniature piano.

xOx

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[RockingJamboree]

Happy Halloween, Hannah! This video is delicious, twisted, sick, spooky and hilarious. It certainly deserves more than the 3,000 or so views it has gotten.

[librarydanceparty]

I think it's just a toy piano.

[ChamelionCircuit]

I believe it to be a toy piano, not a harpsichord.

[Nephtys80]

Eugene the eugenecist ghost.... god I love you guys :-)

[IrIsHiNtHeZoO86]

where did you find a harpsicord?

[gthus]

And I am Azzzzzzzzraeeeeel, Prince of Sorrow!

[ArtemisRampant]

So creepy. Yet so...inherently awesome.

[curzmg]

Where on earth do you get a miniature piano it makes the most amazing sound?! I love the sound of this song, can't get enough of the dark! xXx